Harry & Meghan #272 Spider Prince, Spider Prince, this attempt at comedy made us wince

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Interesting point - but to give us proof they read everything (or their media team provide them with every single thing that is written or discussed) they will also debunk
The Australian tour and tea throwing/banana cake/wanting the whole of govt house to themselves/running away in Fiji from the UN women / why she is expected to work for nothing/ amount KC3 paid out for her wardrobe/making PoW cry/bullying Charlotte/taking pictures of the children/thrown out and escorted to the airport/.

So many stories they need to refute in 3 hours 🤣🤣🤣 (6x30 minute episodes which equates to 16million an episode)

We need a bingo card for what they will deny or say has been fabricated about them. My money is on, as always, that nothing is their fault, they are responsible for nothing, zero, zilch and they are just entitled victims.
Brilliant maybe we could use something like the vote section to mark them off 😆😆😆
 
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I've been thinking about this situation from the point of view of astrology, since mum's been really upset and looking towards such things for some comfort. Disclaimer though - I enjoy reading about it and trying to figure things out sometimes, but have no expertise in these matters and don't even find all the online calculators etc to be very accurate.

Still working on my marketing materials right now so will be back with a detailed explanation later. Just leaving you all with the thought that as per astrology, things are going to get much better for Catherine, and therefore for William too, because a couple's destinies become entwined when they become a couple, and especially when they get married/enter into a commitment.

Also leaving you with this. Someone has to take the rulebook of titles to Google's head 🤦

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:::singing:::: "It's about time...it's about place...it's about time I smashed your face!" (One of my old Army buddies used to sing that ditty, and I haven't a clue what the tune goes to,) but whatever...it seemed appropriate with that shot of her in her moon bump, the font in that shot and the fact it rhymed!
(I'm being sophomoric, and "Frankly my dear....")
 
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Words fail me
They will report it as them sticking up for all these celebs who have to suffer dreadfully with the fame of being.... Famous. H will say he just wants a grass hut in Africa with Rachel running bunions and all barefoot in the mud but he is too famous because of his cruel family, righto 😆😆😆
 
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When reading the lady hussey racist allegations articles anyone else hearing Boycie from Only Fools and Horses saying "Marlene"?
 
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Just curious on whether they are going to touch on her setting up her own father and then cutting him out of her life, or if he is irrelevant as he is small fish compared to taking down the Royal Family the biggest racist institution ever known.

But what is even more curious is how the hounding images are supposed to have been captured in its rarest form when there was no Netflix deal at the time?! And so any real time hounding featured is after they had already been vocal on their victim status which did result in genuine dislike of the pair. So they created their own hate, shocker how that happened!
 
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Just had a wild thought (cos anything is possible with these 2).

What if, there really are 2 kids but she went to great lengths to court controversy and speculation that they're fake and non existent (as I believe), and then shows Aldi and Lidl in this shitshow so they can both claim 'see all these nasty people online even said our kids were fake, that's what we've had to put up with'
Notice how in the two shots that we have seen of Meghan she is heavily pregnant with Lili which tells me that they didn't they have any footage of when she was pregnant with Archie. It almost feels like they filmed her or took photos of her when she was pregnant to make people believe that she was actually pregnant and was not using a moonbump, however I still believe that she is wearing a moonbump in the video where she is walking to Harry as her breasts haven't changed and it is noticeable she is wearing a moonbump IMO based on the fact that the dress fits perfectly but further down where the moonbump is the dress wrinkles in the fabric which it shouldn't do as people wear appropriate maternity clothing which usually fits perfectly over a baby bump.
 
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Bananas with inane quotes like his mistress handed out? Just shows TW and her people all have bananas on their brains and nothing much else.

And what does this apparent embodiment of perpetual youth and beauty look like himself? (No, don't show me. I'm already very unwell and dehydrated. Can't afford to vomit).

And also, they must decide whether Catherine and William are aging like actual human people or are lizard people or pump themselves full of plastic or whatever theories they've got going on. Like pick one narrative and harp on that. Don't be Smegs and jump on a new theory every second. It negates and credibility. Such fails they are.



:::singing:::: "It's about time...it's about place...it's about time I smashed your face!" (One of my old Army buddies used to sing that ditty, and I haven't a clue what the tune goes to,) but whatever...it seemed appropriate with that shot of her in her moon bump, the font in that shot and the fact it rhymed!

IF that moonbump was really Aldi/Lidl, how did she get that dress over it? I'm getting a claustrophobic panic attack just looking at the photo. Charlie boy didn't spring for a maternity dress or two? No nightgowns she could have repurposed?

No wonder Montecito residents can't bear the stench. Imagine her Minge and all in such tight clothes.

And no wonder her pregnancies lasted so long. The poor bubs couldn't find the room to push out.


*breathes out* That will hold me for a few minutes.

ETA: No wonder she does such dumb things sometimes. Oxygen being cut off and all.

Now I'm done for a few minutes.
 
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Honestly, did they have videographers living with them 24/7 even back at the time of the "pregnancies"? How else did this shot come to be? Hazard is in it, so he can't be filiming.
I wonder if there was any restrictions due to Covid.
 
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Harry & Meghan #273 There were 3 of us in the marriage; me, my wife and her backgrid guy
 
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It’s really not!!!!
It’s about 2 absolute bitter and twisted individuals, who consistently lie and stamp their feet to get what they want, but they don’t get what they want, so they make it all up- again, and again and again.
No one is interested in your ‘truth’ cos it ain’t the truth, it’s more bleeping lies
 
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"Its a dirty game" Prince Harry said in the trailor.

Then why the duck is he still playing? He could have took the money and run. But no, he wants, what? Revenge? To tell his side of the story?
What for?
Any decent therapist will tell you revenge is a bad idea, as is selling out your money to buy crappy tasteless blankets.
 
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