“Thank you Elton for entertaining people around the world” they say. Should have added “but why didn’t you quit singing about 20 years ago?” Don’t get me wrong, in his heyday I was a fan, even now I still have some of his LP’s, but he should have retired gracefully long, long ago. I’ve almost suffered perforated eardrums listening to him ‘sing’ at the various royal events he’s been invited to recently.
Much like his brown-nosed mates - Sparry and TW, he should realise his time is up and quietly go away. Unfortunately all three crave money and publicity too much to do this.
Please God don’t let us have to put up with the Gruesomes banging out the same tune (stories) year, after year, after year until they metamorphosise into Elton, wigs and all.