Just found this
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Of to work so haven't watched, skipped and watched about 3 mins of some bloke ragging that the Royals are nuts, Smeg got no help what so ever ....
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This is what they've been up to. Just in time for Earth shot. Nice
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F'ing wankers
Yes, that's the one.
So having set up how it's a "1000 year old institution" unable to change... apparently because Meghan says she is a feminist... Errr?
They then start blathering on about how Harry was a party-boy *
screech*
Wait a minute...
They then start blathering on about how Harry was a party-boy.
You mean when he was the most popular royal (
in the UK) ... according to polls...
My favourite bit...
(
before I lost the will to live)
... was when they showed a clip from a CBS interview in which they asked Harry "
if he wasn't a Royal what would he like to do?"
To which Harry says - living in Africa - doing something with conservation or humanitarian work - you know whatever....
No Harry...
You missed the part about "
If you weren't a Royal."
First off you wouldn't be here...
(
and Lord knows there are many who wish you weren't)
... because the egg of you dead mother...
(
did he mention it was Diana)
... wouldn't have been fertilized by your father...
(
yes, yes, I know you are an orphan without a family)
... after one two many gin and lemons....
(
or more likely when William had stopped blahing)
(
as happens with most second kids)
And secondly, if you weren't a Royal...
With your qualifications you would have got nowhere near the army...
(
Certainly you wouldn't have been an officer)
(Without going through the boy soldier route and working your lazy arse off)
And the closest you'd have got to Africa is Benidorm...
Assuming you stayed out of prison...
Not that it matters anyway...
Because as has already been pointed out...
... you Harry (
and every other living organism in the universe (known and unknown)) is here only because of the miraculous combination of life-forces that happened to coalesce at a specific moment in time....
And frankly Harry..
(
you total waste of space and drainpipe trousers)...
... If you were really so keen on wildlife in Africa, you have gone off and done it.
In exactly the same way as would win a gold medal on the asymmetric bars whenever I watch the Olympics.