Harry & Meghan #264 "Whip Smart" Meg failed the test, wish she'd give her lies a rest!

[ChaoticArtist]

Hello gang,

Spoiler: Personal whinge

I’ve been horrendously overworked, my boss is a grade A bleep, and I’m now ill, on antibiotics, yet still had to wfh today due to her complete lack of expertise and mismanagement. Missed fireworks night and going to miss a night out with a friend who is moving away, all because of a thick narc bleep who didn’t even have the courtesy to ask how so was while my eyes basically bled into my screen. ARGH!!!!!!!

On topic, I’m quietly hopefully (no real basis but let’s be positive) about the separation rumours, maybe Hazzno’s 40th inheritance will come into play and speed things up? He needs to get out before that kicks in! And looking forward to this dumb witch getting hammered tomorrow post podcast.

@Chita your drawings continue to delight and entertain.

Spoiler: Response to very valid vent

I have had those bosses, and honestly, duck them. The Squad will drop acid pee on them.

How are you doing now? Have you eaten/drank something nice yet?

ETA:

Doubt she'll leave him before it kicks in, or maybe she'll demand Flatpack support based on that inheritance. whether it's legally possible or not, she won't care. She'll probably think that the RF will still give her whatever she wants.

 

[pellegrino]

The longer they're away and ignored, the more isolated he is and the harder it will be for him to leave. He's afraid to go home and he's got no place to go in the states (except my garage). The initial split is going to be another media circus and he's got to be sweating bullets over it.

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Now this was posted in the last thread, don't remember who posted it:



We keep hearing that they are out of money. Either they're living paycheck to paycheck or they have enough to be making political donations and stirring up more crap here in America. So which is it? Or is someone else giving them money to donate?

Maybe they are using the Amber Heard definition of donate. Pledge and never had the cash over

 

[Hannahebee]

No photos of this alleged date night?? Maybe he's ditched her after all

Yeah if this alleged date night took place you can guarantee that Meghan would have called the paps as she would have wanted to prove to people that they were still together like at the Jack Johnson Concert where they were conveniently photographed by TMZ/Backgrid. I honestly don't believe that this date night took place because if it did photos would have been released to the media by Backgrid and also if the sugars were there Meghan would have had a photo taken with them.

 

[Carpediem69]

Hello gang,

Spoiler: Personal whinge

I’ve been horrendously overworked, my boss is a grade A bleep, and I’m now ill, on antibiotics, yet still had to wfh today due to her complete lack of expertise and mismanagement. Missed fireworks night and going to miss a night out with a friend who is moving away, all because of a thick narc bleep who didn’t even have the courtesy to ask how so was while my eyes basically bled into my screen. ARGH!!!!!!!

On topic, I’m quietly hopefully (no real basis but let’s be positive) about the separation rumours, maybe Hazzno’s 40th inheritance will come into play and speed things up? He needs to get out before that kicks in! And looking forward to this dumb witch getting hammered tomorrow post podcast.

@Chita your drawings continue to delight and entertain.

Spoiler: I have one of those too

i called out the head of our team for lying about something I had said, he twisted what I had said and then became sarcastic. He has also said on at least 5 occasions that I am a ‘woman of a certain age’ - he is on a salary of approx 70k a year and does no work except phone people all the time to chat- nothing work related - if there are any jobs to be done he doesn’t even attempt them but delegates down to someone who is at least 4 grades below him. He is lazy, stupid, over promoted and over paid. I have ‘let slip’ to another manager when they asked me ‘what does he do all day’ I said nothing - which is true. He has ghosted me, loaned me to another team as a support, doesn’t speak to me on team calls, has not contacted me in about a month. A childish narc like a certain person we speak about here. I am vindictive and will ensure I let slip to the right people of what I have witnessed.

I hope all is sorted out for you soon

 

[Pippa M]

Maybe they are using the Amber Heard definition of donate. Pledge and never had the cash over

Maybe they sent a bunch of bananas

 

[Nuttynana]

Yeah if this alleged date night took place you can guarantee that Meghan would have called the paps as she would have wanted to prove to people that they were still together like at the Jack Johnson Concert where they were conveniently photographed by TMZ/Backgrid. I honestly don't believe that this date night took place because if it did photos would have been released to the media by Backgrid and also if the sugars were there Meghan would have had a photo taken with them.

Date night!! duck a bleeding doughnut should be hate night or fright night.

Lying,leeching,lecherous,lumps of limpness!

 

[LadyMuck]

You gotta laugh!

King Charles’ ‘secret son’ has tried to prove his connection to the Royal Family yet again

The man who claims to be the ‘secret’ lovechild of King Charles III and Queen Consort has done another thing now in an attempt to prove he is their son.…

www.ohmymag.co.uk

 

[Nuttynana]

Maybe they sent a bunch of bananas

plenty of pearl necklaces from the old dog faced,Dickess of Dickdom.

bleep

 

[Scotch Mist]

Spoiler: I have one of those too

i called out the head of our team for lying about something I had said, he twisted what I had said and then became sarcastic. He has also said on at least 5 occasions that I am a ‘woman of a certain age’ - he is on a salary of approx 70k a year and does no work except phone people all the time to chat- nothing work related - if there are any jobs to be done he doesn’t even attempt them but delegates down to someone who is at least 4 grades below him. He is lazy, stupid, over promoted and over paid. I have ‘let slip’ to another manager when they asked me ‘what does he do all day’ I said nothing - which is true. He has ghosted me, loaned me to another team as a support, doesn’t speak to me on team calls, has not contacted me in about a month. A childish narc like a certain person we speak about here. I am vindictive and will ensure I let slip to the right people of what I have witnessed.

Spoiler: Response

Thats ageism saying you are a 'woman of a certain age'. What a bastard.
Can you report him for that?
I've experienced many crap bosses over the years and feel like I have enough material to write a book about it

Many years ago I had a manager who would claim overtime while he read porn mags. He had a day off once so I found his stash of porno and left it piled up on the desk in the main office so everyone could see what he'd been up to

 

[Magnolia23]

You gotta laugh!

King Charles’ ‘secret son’ has tried to prove his connection to the Royal Family yet again

The man who claims to be the ‘secret’ lovechild of King Charles III and Queen Consort has done another thing now in an attempt to prove he is their son.…

www.ohmymag.co.uk

Oh Jesus Christ not this one again

 

[YeltsinsTank]

Spoiler: I have one of those too

i called out the head of our team for lying about something I had said, he twisted what I had said and then became sarcastic. He has also said on at least 5 occasions that I am a ‘woman of a certain age’ - he is on a salary of approx 70k a year and does no work except phone people all the time to chat- nothing work related - if there are any jobs to be done he doesn’t even attempt them but delegates down to someone who is at least 4 grades below him. He is lazy, stupid, over promoted and over paid. I have ‘let slip’ to another manager when they asked me ‘what does he do all day’ I said nothing - which is true. He has ghosted me, loaned me to another team as a support, doesn’t speak to me on team calls, has not contacted me in about a month. A childish narc like a certain person we speak about here. I am vindictive and will ensure I let slip to the right people of what I have witnessed.

I hope all is sorted out for you soon

Spoiler: OT I really can't stand jerks

I don't know what your laws are over there, but you need to start documenting the dates and times of everything he does, especially those remarks about your age. Over here if he said something like that HR would be so far up his ass that every time he opened his mouth again post-it notes would come flying out.

 

[LadyMuck]

Round 2. Tom Bower and the awful Dunlop woman on GMB. Odd how comments are turned off!

 

[wisebutwild]

I think Harry was fundamentally desperate. Remember the reports of Harry aggrieved that Meghan was going to dump him if no statement was made condemning the "racial" coverage? That doesn't scream to me that this was a self-confident man who knew his social value as a Prince and could pick and choose from a ream of potential suitors. I think Harry thought he won the jackpot with Meghan who ticked a lot of boxes for him. The intelligent humanitarian who genuinely loved him, who was ready to have a family and who was happy to hit the ground running as a working member of the family. Unfortunately for him it was all performative bullshit and he got played by a lying, narcissistic and self-obsessed bully who really only saw him as a meal ticket and a means to an end. His use to her has been exhausted but since she hasn't secured the proverbial bag (i.e. $100 million+) she is self-aware enough to know anyone with their head screwed on won't touch her with a barge pole and her best bet now is to endure a loveless marriage and keep station until Charles dies and she can get her cut of any inheritance or hope Harry precedes that inevitability and seeks a divorce where she can, unless she signs an NDA, happily play the victim and get a wedge of cash and property in the process.

Wouldn’t that be delicious if she had to sign an NDA before she could have one penny. Karma at it’s finest ……. but I have every faith that the men in grey have already sewn this up!

 

[mardymare]

He's due some more money on his 40th.
It's in the Trust that Princess Anne is one of the trustees for.
It's the balance of the Queen Mother's bequest to him. She left him more than she left William because she knew William would inherit the Duchy of Cornwall and would be more wealthy than Harry.

Aren't inherited monies/trusts excluded from any divorce financial settlement (QM, PP,TQ) and only the money/property earned by them since Megxit would be considered? İ guess TRF will step in with some kind of trust for the kids if they exist but İ don't see how they could pay her off to the tune she thinks she is worth - look at Fergie, and even Diana who was the mother of a future King and not hostile to the Monarchy. Personally İ don't think any kind of payoff or NDA will ever keep her trap shut. She can't help herself. İf she stays with Haz then İ think she will access inherited money through still being married to him in the same way she has accessed Prncess Diana's wealth. You know, the millions that Haz told Orca he had to use because KC stopped giving him pocket money.

 

[Cáca_Milis]

I'd like to think this SNL sketch is aimed at TW;

 

[Carpediem69]

Spoiler: Response

Thats ageism saying you are a 'woman of a certain age'. What a bastard.
Can you report him for that?
I've experienced many crap bosses over the years and feel like I have enough material to write a book about it

Many years ago I had a manager who would claim overtime while he read porn mags. He had a day off once so I found his stash of porno and left it piled up on the desk in the main office so everyone could see what he'd been up to

Spoiler: Thanks Scotch

I told an ex boss, who has now moved to a new dept, and he was furious and also told me to challenge him on it. The thing was that he had promised 4 of us new jobs in his fictional new dept so, selfishley, I let it slide because I wanted the job. Stupid I know as it is not going to happen now - he is so full of bullshit and actually makes me want to vomit. He swears constantly on team calls, says he has dyslexia, and told me he had got to his grade through ‘smoke and mirrors’ I could go on but just wanted to vent too as it has actually affected my health now and I don’tbwant to work there anymore - but I still want to call him out to a senior manager and let them deal with him.

 

[Meemew]

Spoiler: I have one of those too

i called out the head of our team for lying about something I had said, he twisted what I had said and then became sarcastic. He has also said on at least 5 occasions that I am a ‘woman of a certain age’ - he is on a salary of approx 70k a year and does no work except phone people all the time to chat- nothing work related - if there are any jobs to be done he doesn’t even attempt them but delegates down to someone who is at least 4 grades below him. He is lazy, stupid, over promoted and over paid. I have ‘let slip’ to another manager when they asked me ‘what does he do all day’ I said nothing - which is true. He has ghosted me, loaned me to another team as a support, doesn’t speak to me on team calls, has not contacted me in about a month. A childish narc like a certain person we speak about here. I am vindictive and will ensure I let slip to the right people of what I have witnessed.

I hope all is sorted out for you soon

Thank you! You too!

Spoiler: Response to response

I also approve of your plan! I shall do the same, hopefully via a savage exit interview!

 

[LadyMuck]

Lost beyond Pluto. Good video

 

[SweetSummerChild]

I think there's supposed to be 12?

But we’ve already had 857, haven’t we? It certainly feels like it, anyway.

 

[Cinnamon.girl]

Thank you @Cat Eyez and @lollipop_panda .
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FOTO 2. After