Harry & Meghan #138 Stole from elephants, booed at awards, not welcome, please stay abroad

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I’m easily amused…the comment about her being such a fashionista and looking like she’s ’straight out of a catalogue’. My first thought was ‘what, the Freeman’s catalogue? Ambrose Wilson?‘ Probably not the look she was going for!
Screwfix?
 
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Harry has gone all Hollywood, and along with his version of Pretty Woman [ a poster I shared earlier called Grifty Woman] here is his latest venture to be made by organic Broccoli productions......................

As 6th in line to the throne he has been allocated 006 status by M.



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Harry has gone all Hollywood, and along with his version of Pretty Woman [ a poster I shared earlier called Grifty Woman] here is his latest venture to be made by organic Broccoli productions......................

As 6th in line to the throne he has been allocated 006 status by M.



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I don't know why... but I think there should be some sort of dog biting one of her knees... a corgi maybe?
 
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It was proven at his autopsy that Hitler suffered from right-sided monorchism meaning he had one undescended testicle.
So the old song was partly true?
Hitler has only got one ball
Goering has two but very small
Himmler has something similar
Goebbels has no balls at all

(Sung to colonel bogey march)
 
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"Prince Harry mocked for Zoom setup as it sparks concern in royal fans 'Wear sunscreen!' | Royal | News | Express.co.uk" https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1492603/prince-harry-duke-of-sussex-Zoom-latest-vn/amp
Speaking from his dungeon, they don't need to worry about SPFs given he doesn't see the light of day. He is just taking a page from Me SelfTan himself, Biden, and dipping into his Kween's bronzer selection

I'm sure the RF are bothered by a woman who shagged someone else's husband to get a position in government
Given that she is preggers for the third time since he took office, I think there is one position that she has had in government: missionary
 
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Many thanks @kev1974 - way before I found tattle - so must have been discussed back then and is now being mentioned again on Quora
the article piece said

Crystal Martin
10h ago
“She didn't just run away from The UK she had to slink out with her tail between her legs and left Harry to deal with the massive mess they made!😂😂
Her being escorted out of The National Theater bc she refused to meet with The Queen!”

I imagined it was saying the Queen was also at the NT and maybe Smegzy hadn’t expected her to be there and turned tail and ran.
Just odd she doesn’t appear to be wearing a wedding / engagement ring either - she certainly looks as if she just wanted to get away - and quickly.
Do you think she wasn’t wearing her rings because she’d done the typical “our marriage is over” narc move to force PWB to move? Or they’d just had an argument - hence why PWB
was at Silverstone.

This just came up on my FB feed, don't know if it's has been posted before https://populareverything.com/megha...custom1=Vidazoo&zp_campaign=23849037325530078
The best bit of that article is this quote

“A girls’ holiday wasn’t just a trip to the beach for them – it usually involved a private yacht, fine dining, and rubbing shoulders with wealthy men in upmarket nightclubs. The girls definitely knew how to work the social scene both in Toronto and abroad.”

It’s not even subtle!:ROFLMAO:
 
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Do you think she wasn’t wearing her rings because she’d done the typical “our marriage is over” narc move to force PWB to move? Or they’d just had an argument - hence why PWB
was at Silverstone.



The best bit of that article is this quote

“A girls’ holiday wasn’t just a trip to the beach for them – it usually involved a private yacht, fine dining, and rubbing shoulders with wealthy men in upmarket nightclubs. The girls definitely knew how to work the social scene both in Toronto and abroad.”

It’s not even subtle!:ROFLMAO:
In other words, two low rate hookers giving head for favours🤮🤮🤮
 
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I know it's late all.... but I just finished looking at the Harry Markle blog...and when I scrolled down to the bottom of the page where there are some past pictures of MM... the photos of the burger grilling for Men's Health magazine.... I think she's wearing that ring that we're all talking about. Do you all think that could be the same ring? Complicates the timeline if it is. What do you think? Goodnight!
No. I just checked and she's just wearing a couple of trendy weird rings, nothing bling.

May just be a coincidence in this case. Unless Time changed the schedule for the 100 issue. We'll have to see what the grifters come up with to try and overshadow the actual awards and the TV series. Probably first Lidl photos.

And this really annoys me. Some of the Royal reporters do spout some crap. Who cares how Hazza might feel about Kate at Brize Norton? I'm sure the military barely give him a second thought these days, unless it's to laugh at him along with the rest of us.

Honestly, easy money for old rope stories.
No6 will be tearing out the rest of his head pubes at ANY royal doing ANY military event. I bet he spent three days going from bathroom to bathroom throwing up (poor Rosita:sick:) when he read of wills stepping in via connections to ensure a translater he personally knew in the afghan military was on one of the rescue flights with his family.
No6 would literally kill for a deed like that attached to him. We'd never hear the end of it from wifey.
The feckin dogs in the street know no6 would be furious at Kate doing that visit.
 
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oh right I hadn't joined up that the Time hairdresser poster was released on the same day as Kate's first engagement back after her summer break, so the timing may have been an intentional spoiler again. So even now Meghacow just can't help herself. Perhaps it was also intended to pre-spoil William's Earthshot announcement, however by the time he released that yesterday the Time cover was already being globally ridiculed.
If this is so, there is a leaker at the palace. How do the Markles know the schedules and plans of the other members of the RF beyond the information published for the public to see? The Markles need quite a bit of pre-planning to pull off some of the things they do.
 
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More on Time Magazine cover.
Motive for using M & H - gets mag talked about. Satisfies thirst for content but not substance. Time probably did not realise how mocked the cover would be. Did timing deliberately coincide with Catherine's visit to Brize Norton? Probably Time's scheduling. Jealousy - Smeg 'insanely jealous' of Catherine. Hitler was Time Man of the Year in 1936. :sick: H & M are viewed as a joke and absurd but they do entertain us.
Arsywell tagline was 'compassion in action' now changed to 'shared purpose global action' Lady C felt it should read 'insanity in action'.
Photoshopped to the max. H & M are 'paens to pretentiousness and artificiality'. Reveals a type of personality and motivation elevating artifice to a form of art. Theme - dominating woman emasculating man? Lady C called Smeg a big butch witch beginning with a 'b'. Exploitation of Haz showing how established orders and traditionalism are being belittled. Smeg's eyes and disturbing stare reminiscent of Charles Manson's eyes-often associated with personality disorders. Overblown and miscalculated- facade management not reality.
Naomi Campbell debatable choice for Commonwealth ambassador? Lady C feels good choice and wobbly episodes are in past. Also Jamaican mother.
 
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Pinched this from the other side
Inside that thread I wandered across this, did we know about this being thrown out of National Theatre?

edited because I computer illiterate 🥴
 

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More on Time Magazine cover.
Motive for using M & H - gets mag talked about. Satisfies thirst for content but not substance. Time probably did not realise how mocked the cover would be. Did timing deliberately coincide with Catherine's visit to Brize Norton? Probably Time's scheduling. Jealousy - Smeg 'insanely jealous' of Catherine. Hitler was Time Man of the Year in 1936. :sick: H & M are viewed as a joke and absurd but they do entertain us.
Arsywell tagline was 'compassion in action' now changed to 'shared purpose global action' Lady C felt it should read 'insanity in action'.
Photoshopped to the max. H & M are 'paens to pretentiousness and artificiality'. Reveals a type of personality and motivation elevating artifice to a form of art. Theme - dominating woman emasculating man? Lady C called Smeg a big butch witch beginning with a 'b'. Exploitation of Haz showing how established orders and traditionalism are being belittled. Smeg's eyes and disturbing stare reminiscent of Charles Manson's eyes-often associated with personality disorders. Overblown and miscalculated- facade management not reality.
Naomi Campbell debatable choice for Commonwealth ambassador? Lady C feels good choice and wobbly episodes are in past. Also Jamaican mother.
Thank you very much Mardymare for doing the Lady C video summaries. I feel a bit sorry for her. She has done the 3 Finding Freebies epilogue videos and also 1 of her normal videos in just over a week.
It gets a bit frustrating when people ask Lady C the same question.
I still like to watch the videos as I think about the Jamaican part of her accent and a nice tall ice glass of something tropical, it helps me nod off.
 
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