I ask that we all take a minute's silence in honour and memory of the tea cups, tea pots and all other crockery destroyed in Monteshito in the last hours. RIP.
Pinocchio must be FUMING over the lack of worldwide adoration. All the jokes, the memes! Poor Pablo, poor chickens.
All I can think of is pubes when I see the photoshop job of PWB's head. Maybe they did a transplant from that area?
If the spread leg stance wasn't already Pinocchio trademarked I would be wondering if she was splitting herself so the viewer gaze would be less focussed on her middle. Why not wear a brighter colour when wandering through the trees so you stand out? Oh, also, if she's wearing white for the suffragette movement as the pandering waffle states, why isn't PWB wearing it too in solidarity?
Interesting comparing clothing prices of Pinocchio and Catherine. Victoria Beckham (as posted above) versus the below (same twitterer points out Catherine's blouse was worn in May 2016):
Some GBNews commentary: Dan Wootton, starts at 6.32 (sorry, device not wanting to let me share from the right second)
Colin Brazier with Tom Slater (Spiked) - CB makes a lovely reference to the garden stroll shot looking a bit Eden-like:
The colours of the Suffragette movement are purple, white, and green. I learned this at university as the student union female toilets were painted in these vivid shades and I was interested to learn why.
If Smegatron is wearing ‘white’ to symbolise the suffragettes, she is having a
bleeping laugh! One of the screenshots below describes why white is a suffragette colour. Smeg and white just do not work. See the quote.
Also, talking about WHITE…
Smeg wore a full white dress just days after she had ‘given birth’ to ‘Archie’ for a LIVE appearance and PHOTOS in front of the WORLDWIDE media. I cannot imagine ANY WOMAN wearing a plain white dress only THREE DAYS after giving birth. It would look like a murder scene after an hour or two!
I was advised to bring dark coloured towels to hospital when I went in for my first born. For very
bleeping obvious reasons. They don’t tell you to bring a load of maternity / heavy flow sanitary towels and loads of non-white knickers into hospital for nowt! Dark coloured nighties and PJs were also a necessity.
It is all a blur to me now but I will never forget the amount of blood loss (everywhere) afterwards (my towel, the sheets, the shower cubicle, the bath, the bathroom tiles, the toilet, my trousers etc) and how it went on, lessening a lot of course, for several weeks. During that time I only ever wore dark leggings, dark PJs, or jeans just in case. To wear WHITE in front of THE WORLD just THREE DAYS after giving birth is unfathomable!
Even with the best sanitary protection and doctors in the world, there is NO WAY I could have avoided a small blood splat or two somewhere on my clothing just days after the birth. It would’ve been impossible. NOONE who has had a vaginal delivery would EVER EVER wear WHITE just three days afterwards to pose for worldwide photos. Only a woman 100% sure of no unpredictable ‘red’ marks would consider a white dress. Of course, Smeg was 100% confident her pure white dress would remain pure…because…she didn’t give birth herself. The PURE WHITE DRESS proved everything we suspected. She knows NOTHING about pregnancy and childbirth because she has never been through it herself.
Today? Here she is again fully dressed in PURE WHITE. The ‘birth’ of the ‘second child’ was supposed to have taken place in June this year. So that is approx 3 months ago. Still, I don’t think I would‘ve had the confidence or 100% certainty to wear a pure white dress so soon afterwards, especially in front of cameras that would project my photos to the whole wide world.
Despite the very many dodgy moon bump photos and videos, I think her love of wearing ‘all white‘ so soon (3 days) after ‘giving birth’ is the REAL giveaway. No other woman would be able to risk it for obvious reasons. Her arrogance and self righteousness meant she couldn’t be bothered to ask the advice of other REAL mothers. As a result, she has shown herself up spectacularly. She clearly doesn’t know about postnatal bloodloss and never arsed herself to find out.
Her lack of attention to the small details will be the cause of her downfall.
PS Those of you who have delivered by c-section, would you be confident wearing white three days after delivering your baby? Please excuse my ignorance for asking this question, I have no one close to ask about this. I know you are meant to rest and not lift or drive for several weeks after a caesarean as it is a very serious operation. But I do not know what the aftermath entails in terms of being able to wear full white outfits, if you get my drift!
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Sux thinks:
