Given the tit the wife came out with after the last....er....delivery....the royals are probably arranging a rota to phone her ever day asking if she's ok!
PW: Catherine darling, It's your turn to ring the witch.
DofC: oh darling please no, I've got the school run then Waitrose. Can you ask your father?
PW: Papa, hi it's me. Could you ring Harry's wife and ask her if she's ok?
PC: er....er...er....I would love to but I've got some plants that I need to talk to and those Duchy biscuits won't bake themselves..
Didn't they named the child after a tampon? Lilet? Those were the days....
Could you ask my sis?
PW: Hello, Aunty Anne, could you do the deed today please?
PA: Really Wills? Who told you to ask me. They can duck right off and then you can duck right off as well....and Hazno's wife can duck off too.