Ohmigahd, shine the mirror, it's a Megganmerchandising mega moment!
Camera on me, on me! ON ME! I'm doing the bleeping commentary, fuckface, I can have you bleeping fired ...
Okay, so here we have my husband, walking in London, some other people are walking with him, I don't recognise who they are, my husband is wearing his personal selection from my own personal "Meghan's Man at Target" range, look how shiny his suit is, oh, did I say Suits? I used to be big in Suits! Lemme show you my work ... oh hang on, H is going in for The Hug, omigod, we rehearsed this somanytimes! Money shot! Money shot! Where's the mothermoneyfucking moneyshot!