Harry and Meghan #88 . . .

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Prince Philip's death was announced Friday midday. The press are hinting Hazza took one of the Saturday evening flights from LAX, which would arrive today. He'd also need to arrange a negative COVID test to be allowed to fly. If he's back in UK today, that makes sense.

COVID quarantine rules say you must minimise travel to your quarantine location. I think he's going to be somewhere on the Windsor Estate. Secure and close to Heathrow. Andrew's Windsor Lodge has ample space for him to stay in a guest room during his quarantine. I suspect that the Palace will feel they have to explain where he is and how it fits the current rules.
 
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I think the Charlie Hebdo cartoon was a mistake. It's clearly not racist, but people who don't understand complex/nuanced satire will think it is. It's another way for Megain to position herself as a victim of the press.
She wanted fame thats a very well known French publication that takes the piss out of everyone. If idiots don't get that, Tough titties.

The tide has well and truly turned on lil' miss oppressed and hard done by.
 
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LOL I have visions of him being totally mind controlled and told what to say through his earpiece like a 60s TV series.....

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In all the Police dramas we watch, there is a Van parked on a nearby street full of Coppers listening to the Wire they've stuck on somebody.
Can see it now, Meghan arrives secretly in the UK, except its not a blacked out bog standard transit van she's lurking in.
Its a luxury winnebago to rival the poshest one ever allocated to A list movie stars on set.
And she's quietly talking to Harry through his hidden earpiece,

"Remember, Haz,
Meghan good, Royal Family bad.
If you are a very good boy i'll give you the best roast chicken you ever had."
 
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I've just read that you can have 15 people at an outdoor wake - so maybe they will have a literal bun fight after the funeral after all!
 
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There must be loads of rooms actually in Windsor castle he could stay in IF Her Majesty wants him there. Didn't I read that MM sent Haz to plead with HM so they could live in a wing of Windsor castle when they wanted to move from Kensington Palace. HM refused and offered them Frogmore so that's how they ended up there. Perhaps she's told him all the rooms in the castle are taken!
 
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No I think it will be more like ant and dec on Saturday night takeaway.
 
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I have a hunch they may turn up together or not at all.

He is such a coward and at this point very much unable to fully function without her. The thought of coming here on his own and facing the music must have his sphincter muscles in over-drive.

I imagine frantic 'phone calls back and forth to Charles with his demands, "and I don't want William bossing me around!"

I really can't understand why the press is featuring him so much, this isn't about him.

If I am wrong and he does find the courage to come, I think he will be shocked when he meets up with our very much diminished Queen and be very comfortable in the knowledge that he contributed to that.

I really, really don't want him to come ...
 
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Meghan, 39,
Will Harry walk behind the coffin? While he is family he is no longer a member of The Firm, will he be seated in the Chapel or do you think they will allow him to have a more prominent role?
If he walks behind the coffin
He will say it has brought back flashbacks of his mother’s funeral
And beg daddy for money to pay for his private psychiatrist but pay it straight into Harrys account he will be passing out printed cards with info on his woke jobs
Meanwhile back in murky mansion
Her royal cuntarse will be sorting moon bumps in size order ‘ rifling through Harry’s paperwork for passwords so she can alter documents
And thanking god that she is there to avoid a Cliff Richard style raid to find contraband (nearest I could find to the white stuff)
And proud of all the dodgy dealings she has been up too and tricked haznobalks into
When he returns he will have to isolate not in one of the many bedrooms but in the chicken coupe ( chickens well be in one of the spare bedrooms )
She will then say she was put at serious risk by the royal family forcing Harry to Go to the funeral
( praying they won’t let Harry return home and
Will remove the chip Cuntarse put in his brain )
Next big nexflix news Meghan Markle to play herself in the remake of the Beverly Hill Billies
 
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But he could have released a statement afterwards and said at no time did anyone in the Royal Family refer to the baby that was Archie and reiterate it was a discussion that was prior to them getting married (even though we know it was culture, rather than colour that was the issue). But he didn't. Therefore, he's complicit.
 
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He has no idea how much he has angered and upset people.
He thinks he is right and everyone else is wrong and the ironic thing about this is, the best person to have put him straight about what he's done would be his Grandad.
 
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What lovely logic. “Prince Philip went through so much personal heartache that more of it barely registered by the end”.

And by that logic, shouldn’t losing his mother have made Harry completely immune to being hurt by paparazzi headlines about Meghan? Surely your mother dying is worse that newspaper headlines, so are we all supposed to pick one or two really painful things from our life and then hold everything else up against them?

Oh and the fact that the Queen and Duke of Edinburgh continued to either reach out or take Zoom calls in order to see their great grandchild is also obviously proof that Harry can do and say whatever he wants without hurting anyone.
 
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He needs to be in Frogmore. Anywhere else, and he could be under instructions to film, take photos etc.
 
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I was going to say the same.....after everything that's happened, I really can't imagine her letting him come back to the UK on his own. She will still want to be aware of his every movement. Maybe they will come back together but she will be keeping totally under the radar but spilling PR as if she's still in Montecito. I expect he'll only be seen for the funeral and then be gone.
 
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Great post Silbee and feel it would benefit everyone if he stays away
 
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I watched the BBC tribute to PP early this morning. I had no idea about PP's early years, and am absolutely in awe of the courage. resilience and strength he showed over his lifetime.

Then I imagined HM, sat planning the funeral, and having a discussion with her closest aides about what the fuck to do with Andrew and Harry.......... can you even imagine having to deal with fallout of their appalling behaviour at the worst time of your life. I think the reason he's not here yet is that he is probably negotiating his role...... and it's either he walks behind the coffin along Charles and William or he doesn't come at all...................
 
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I am currently re-watching The Tudor’s on 4hub, and omg Henry was a bad bad man.

It got me thinking though if Hazbeen and Meghead was around in the Tudor times they would be locked in the tower for treason, and beheaded in front of the public the next day.

So would the Archbishop of cantabury for slating the royals.

H&M are quite lucky to be part of the second elizbeathan age and modern royalty , because in Tudor times Henry would have slaughtered them regardless of who they were.
 
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I'm with you. I do wish people would stop believing that Smeggy is pregnant or that she was with Archiedoll.
She's a fake lying bitch.

Can someone please explain why this thread has no title......... I don't get it.
The ... in their 'compassionate' statement re Prince Philip.

Although I did think the thread title was going to be 'one steps out with actresses, one doesn't marry them' - can I request this for the next thread??
 
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And does it via an interview with Piers Morgan
 
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