It's sing-along time, Tattlers. Fire up your karaoke machine and belt it out to Buckingham Palace version of Shania Twain's
That don't impress me much:
We've seen a few girls who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius, you drive us up the wall
You're a regular original; a know-it-all
Oh-ooh-oh, you think you're special
Oh-ooh-oh, you think you're something else
OK, so you're a suitcase girl
That don't impress us much
So you suck like a hoover but have you got the common touch?
Now don't get us wrong, yeah, we think you're a good horizontal
But that won't keep us going in the midst of a pandemic
That don't impress us much
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah
Now you’re a duchess with a moonbump under her dress
And a surrogate in Canada just in case
Add some extra elastic around your waist cause you need to lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place
Oh-ooh-oh, you think you're special
Oh-ooh-oh, you think you're something else
OK, so you're the Queen of Yachting
That don't impress us much (Oh, oh, uh)
So you got the duke but have you got the common touch?
And don't get us wrong, yeah, so you think you're alright
But don’t forget that you’re also half white
That don't impress us much
Yeah
You're one of those girls who likes to slap her staff
Then cries racism. That doesn’t half make us laugh
We can believe you kiss your mirror goodnight
Now, c'mon, baby, tell us. You must be jokin', right?
Oh-ooh-oh, you think you're something special
Oh-ooh-oh, you think you're something else
OK, so you wore her perfume
That don't impress us much (That don't impress us)
You think Piers uncouth but he tells the truth
And don't get us wrong, yeah, you think you're alright
And you want more than your time in in the limelight
That don't impress us much
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah
OK. So, what do you think? You're Diana or something?
Whatever
That don't impress us