Harry and Meghan #78 Here’s the sting, the closest you’ll get to the Royals is Gayle “King”

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It has, but mostly outlets saying 'look at these sick people who would doubt a pregnant woman!'
Pregnancy and race, a double-lock of ammunition against honest criticism and even attending Court. Handy, hey? She's been "pregnant" / miscarrying since she met Hazzno and has used it as a blunt instrument to protect herself and blackmail others. I don't believe she's ever been pregnant, she trapped Hazzno and he's in too deep now and was complicit from when they launched the Farchy scam. I'm very glad to read on this thread that others feel the same and are suspicious.
 
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he was a co pilot / gunner
 
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That's a very American thing - cherry pick the bits of your ethnicity that suit you. They scream about being "4% Irish" but say nothing about being 33% German because it's not exotic or oppressed enough.
 
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I also don’t know why this ever got off the ground. She’s clearly pregnant, her face is pregnant, her breathing is pregnant. Those things would be close to impossible to fake consistently.
 
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Once he was able to put the coin in the slot and hit the green button he was fine. He would cry when the time ran out but someone would quickly appear with another coin (he doesn't carry cash) and all was well again.
Budgie was a little helicopter
And Harry was his co pilot
 
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I also don’t know why this ever got off the ground. She’s clearly pregnant, her face is pregnant, her breathing is pregnant. Those things would be close to impossible to fake consistently.
The photos of the changing slipping bump gives it away lol
 
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I don’t know if you can do a straight link from Tumblr but here’s screenshots.
Wow, just wow. This is totally awful and totally believeable. Can you imagine Catherine being pregnant and Charlotte being treated like this. Those poor seamstresses having to put up with this low-rent diva. Pitching the children against each other. What a bitch.
 
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Exactly. It makes me laugh stupid people saying she's doing this as some sort of therapy to heal her wounded soul and give her 'closure'.
Gimme a break. Bitch wants the titles for her crotch goblins and herself because the titles (like it or not) give them leverage in the world she wants to be part of. She cannot host dinner parties as a big name hollywood star because she's a D list has been with bruised knees and nobody would come, so hosting as a Royal is the next best thing. Curtseying to her (like some of them no doubt would)would make her positively cream her panties.She had a touch of that in the UK and she loved it.
The cunts now see just how bloody draining full security is on your wealth and they don't like it. They want us peasants forced back into paying it for them through Chas. It would also give them status. All the big names have security. She wants that look, the cachet of big guys in shades pushing people aside to accommodate them. Fuck off bitch. Those days are gone.
Same thing with the Daddy Chas money. They took it for granted it would never stop and were basing their new life on knowing it was always there as pocket change. Now it's gone and reality has kicked in. They need that money.They need that paid security and they need those titles.
As for hasno's military titles ... get the fuck over it. Let's get real, those positions have now been awarded to others. It just hasn't been officially announced. Brenda can't just wake up one morning and think "Ooh, I think I'll make Lord Digglesby Commander General of the marines. YOOHOO! Servant person, send Lord Digglesby a letter giving him his new post and let the press know." The posts have been awarded but it would be bad form to announce them publicly until the year's probation is up. The new persons will have spent this last few weeks/months reorganing their diaries to fit the new events they'll be required to attend or host.
Listen hasno THE POSTS ARE GONE! GET OVER IT ya whiny bastard.
 
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Is it this one? Absolutely horrible story.
 
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Honestly, I don't think Harry cares anything for Meghan. He probably thoight he could somehow use her to get back at his family but he soon found out that Meghan was more of a narcissist than he was.

Two narcissist in a room together is not good, one of them usually end up eating the other one which is exactly what's about to happen between these two.
 
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Might also explain JCMH trying to get bullying claims hushed down.....
Moonbump makers must be quite a niche set? I doubt if MM had any sent directly to her door or local Amazon pick-up, but there must be an audit trail somewhere. Would the ’suit’ go through the wash? Hung out to drip dry? Obvs, Hazzard would know about this, & I can see him, folie a deux, joining in this ‘mild minor’ deception to somehow protect his precious Megs whilst a well paid surrogate gets on with the gestational graft.

As we are given to understand that H&M amuse themselves scattering their utterances with choice phrases from Urban Dictionary, I can believe that they’d enjoy scamming the Great British Public with a surrogated pregnancy.

But why I hear you ask, would they carry out such subtefuge about surregacy?

Firstly, Archie may not be entitled to the current & future titles he holds If he is born of a surrogate &/or adopted. Perhaps this contributes to the urgency of MM’s indignation that HRHTQ has not bestowed titles directly - & irrefutably- upon Archie. Because at the time of Archie’s birth, she did not realise the importance of being ‘mother born’ within the protocols & traditions of royal succession. Never mind, not being attended by doctors of the royal household during her pregnancy, she should be glad not to have courtiers in the room as she gave birth to assure that the baby really was of royal birth. Palace protocol, eh!
I assume that Hazza was too dim or lacking in political nous to explain this fully. So, they blundered into declining certain honours for Archie due to misdirected or faux wokeness to support the Master Getaway Fiscal plan, only to find them is not as smart as them thinks.

Secondly, UK governance & rules about surrogacy (& payment) very strict, & very different to USA.
Assuming MegsEggs in deep storage in California, would she & Hazza have the mixing done in UK or USA? Would the surrogate implanting (!) be done in UK or USA?

Fingers crossed, Archie was carried by MM & she vainly bigged up her part(s) with a moonbump to up the drama of her life. She is vain & narc enough to so do. I hope this is so. It is laughable & credible, but free of real harm to Archie.

Should it be proven that MM & H used a surrogate to carry Archie, it’ll be a right mess to untangle.

For a woman of MM’s age, she has had remarkable success in getting naturally pregnant so promptly since she married Hazzard - it does happen that women in their late 30s start getting pregnant so easily & carrying to full term - BUT not that often. MM could just be very fortunate.
 
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My nephew is dyslexic
He was lucky he went to a college in bath especially for dyslexia
He was a high rank offer in Afghanistan and when her came out he went into computer programming
Was hard work to get where he was
And never used dyslexia as an excuse
 
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I’m getting a bit tired of the ‘she’s late 30’s, you couldn’t possibly conceive easily at that age’ trope. It’s perfectly possible, as I know, to conceive over 40 several times. Having children when you’re a bit older isn’t a stick to beat anyone with.
 
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