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Cáca_Milis
Chatty Member
Today at 3:08 PM
It's Saturday. I'm hungover, I've got 30 pages to catch up on and can't concentrate! So I made these..... they're shite but all my brain can come up with in its current state..
There was a woman call Smegs,
Who was fond of spreading her legs
To England she came, seeking riches and fame,
Now she sits with her 2nd fake preg
There was a man called Hags
Who used always smoke funny fags,
He believes all the lies, when he looks in her eyes,
She now has him by his big ginger bags
END
Please can you be my new best friend? This is brilliant!
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)