Penis ladder! You are killing me! I'm definitely playing this gameyou can start off with "what meghan wants, meghan gets" to make your first wish. Then you have towhinetalk to the village folks to get more HP. Maybe befriend a character called Oprah. Find a puppet called hazzo and an Archie doll as your travel companions. I hear on one of the quests you might need doggy Scoobie to help you fend off the bad guys. Don't forget to find a penis ladder so you can level up