I was just thinking about that brilliant bit of poetry some of the tattlers composed for a christmas song to the tune of a few of my favourite things and joined it all together, hope I didnt miss anyone. Poets name in brackets after each verse/s. And Artwork by Scotch Mist
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Baguette started it off with a thread title "Raindrops and Roses and Right Royal Fibbers" lozenger took it from there with the first verse.
Raindrops and Roses and Right Royal Fibbers
Netflix and moonbumps and pretentious grifters
H wouldn't give me Diana's ring
Gan Gan won't pay for another damn thing. (lozenger)
Cream coloured moon bumps and a surrogate mum
A half wit husband under her thumb
Plagiarised speeches are always her thing
Not marriage material, should be a fling
Girls in white dresses, no tiara of green
Wants to be private but has to be seen
Grabs Harry’s arm, needing to cling
Sorry dear Meg but he’ll never be king (50's Girl)
tit coloured jumpers and sweaty old pit stains,
Ginger bollocks & Merkins & merching for Megain,
Word spew that flows faster than
tit from her arse
Is there any chance of an end to this farce? (Facehugger)
Moon bumps and bunions and always so sweaty.
Dressed like a ragbag and legs like spaghetti.
Ginger
twit husband who'll never be king.
These are a few of my knit-ripping things.
Face like a smacked arse and acts like a bimbo.
Likes roasting chicken with Hal's legs akimbo.
Hair like the witch wigs that Halloween brings
These are a few of my gear-grinding things. (Freda19)
When the Meg whines
When the Haz drones
When they’re pulling stunts
I simply remember their 12 month review
It’s time to cut off those (What Freda Says). (Tiddlypom)