Loooooool
It's a pity I can't sew or anything I could then make felt Harry's bauble glitter bollocks to sell online
LooooooolI reckon I want some baubles like that for my tree next year, haha!Xx
No there's an idea, you'd be a millionairess within weeks just from us lot! Old Hazno's bollocks would never have been as in demand by so many in his lifeLooooooolxx
It's a pity I can't sew or anything I could then make felt Harry's bauble glitter bollocks to sell onlinexx
I be sharing my money with my tattle friendsNo there's an idea, you'd be a millionairess within weeks just from us lot! Old Hazno's bollocks would never have been as in demand by so many in his life
" to British ears, they’re excruciating. They’re just so… sincere.The real problem with Meghan Markle: she just doesn’t speak our language
No doubt the Duchess means well. But to jaded British ears, her earnest gushing is like nails down a blackboard
MICHAEL DEACON
COLUMNIST
19 December 2020 • 6:00am
Meghan Markle is to present a series of podcasts with Prince Harry, featuring ‘stories of hope and compassion from inspirational guests’CREDIT: Dominic Lipinski - WPA Pool/Getty Images
God bless Meghan Markle and Prince Harry. I’m sure they mean well. But if I have to listen to their new podcast, I fear my toes will curl so violently that surgeons will be helpless to straighten them out again.
The promotional trailer is painful enough – with its earnest promises to share “stories of hope and compassion from inspirational guests”, and to “bring forward different perspectives and voices that perhaps you haven’t heard before” to help the people of the world “find common ground”.
Listening to it, I began to suspect something. The main reason so many British people struggle to see eye-to-eye with Meghan – well, aside from the whole “quitting the Royal family” thing – is the language she uses. Sadly, we just don’t understand her. Because she doesn’t speak English. She speaks Californian.
It’s a curious language, Californian. Essentially, it’s like a hippie version of corporate management-speak: schmaltzy gushing mixed with robotic jargon. It’s the language of people who are perpetually boasting about how “humbled” they are. And there appears to be nothing on earth they aren’t “passionate” and “excited” about, or “empowered” and “inspired” by.
Take any statement released under Meghan’s name. When they start work for Netflix, she and Harry aren’t merely going to make TV shows; they’re going to “share impactful content that unlocks action”, and produce “powerful storytelling through a truthful and relatable lens”. The American coffee company Meghan’s just invested in, meanwhile, doesn’t just sell hot drinks; according to her, it offers “a holistic approach to wellness”.
To her fellow Californians, phrases like these no doubt seem entirely unexceptionable. But to British ears, they’re excruciating. They’re just so… sincere.
So showily, extravagantly, ostentatiously sincere. To the extent that they barely sound sincere at all.
Over here, we don’t really trust sincerity – or at least, not the gushing Californian kind. We tend to feel more comfortable around understatement, self-deprecation, sarcasm, irony. Great noisy displays of sincerity make us itch and squirm.
I don’t mean to pick on Meghan. She can hardly help it. And anyway, it’s not just her. Her husband, to judge from their podcast trailer, now appears to be fluent in Californian himself.
I’m sure he’s a very nice man. But these days he always seems to be trying so desperately, agonisingly hard to say the right thing.
Or at least, what he imagines to be the right thing.
Not flocked?Xmas ball bauble tree all donexx
Each ball comes with it's glass be bauble with glitter
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Never thought of that lolNot flocked?
Bradby, in that same pisspot/vomfest/article talks about how rich they both are in their own right, especially Harry from his inheritance.They do that Harry can kiss goodbye to all the money, the titles, the trust fund money from his mother that we all know would go straight to meghan and not to archiedoll (for an upgrade) hes like a snake eating his own tail at this point
to avoid anyone being tempted to click on the article by the restaurant critic....Gonna need a new thread title soon, any more suggestions lovelies? I'm trying to come up with some names involving kitchen companies
clinton Financial Advisors.The financial stuff they're up to makes my head spinand is ultimately going to be their nemesis.
Whoever wrote that can fuck off because she definitely faked that pregnancy and we've already discussed the weight gain at the end (but not during the pregnancy). Won't make me change my mind.Have a good read... What lots here have already said.... The moving bump... Stupid stilettos and bending down in them which no normal heavily preg woman can/ would do!!!
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I was incredebly stupid!!!!The CEO of World Central Kitchen said each of the kitchens will be around 50,000$.
Now we can do reversed maths. Instead of paying taxes they do their donation. If 200,000$ would have been their taxes, how much money were they advanced by Netflix? Keep in mind, all their companies are registered in Daleware.
I do like them better today! Their urge to be in the limelight makes them spill all their secrets
ETA My guess is they got 5 million advanced to bankroll their docucrap. But I am not good at math.
They try to sell their readers a looser dress makes the bump look bigger and a thight one smaller. Hm.Whoever wrote that can fuck off because she definitely faked that pregnancy and we've already discussed the weight gain at the end (but not during the pregnancy). Won't make me change my mind.
Blimey. I don't know where to begin. It's too early to try to understand this but if it's got Smegs' paw prints on it it's bound to be dodgy.
I was reading a detective novel the other day and there was a scene where the copper was pursuing a suspect. They recognized the suspect (who was in disguise) by their ear lobes
Remember this from way back. The ears!
Have they changed the name?! I swear it was Archwell not Archewell
It will be a black and white shot of the back of their heads (Archie too) handing out food parcels to a crowd of grateful poor/veterans/whatever charity is in fashion.Harry & Meg 'plan to publish official family Xmas photo' despite royal exit
HARRY and Meghan plan to publish an official family Christmas photograph despite stepping down as working royals, it has been claimed. The Sussexes are set to reveal their annual snap and release a…www.thesun.co.uk
HARRY and Meghan plan to publish an official family Christmas photograph despite stepping down as working royals, it has been claimed.
Well they already claimed the UK was racist, now they can add that it has the mutant super covid too and stick that on their Christmas Card to the UK.It will be a black and white shot of the back of their heads (Archie too) handing out food parcels to a crowd of grateful poor/veterans/whatever charity is in fashion.
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