@freda19 if poms doing lunch boxes, the blue bugger with the ginger nose on this pic is definitely favourite, looks like he doesn't know his arse from his elbow
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The Mail lawyers will be on it like flies on a fresh cow pat. She daren't.
OK, actually she probably would dare, because she thinks marrying a fathead ginger bleep with a title gives her carte blanche to do as she pleases. By now a normal human would be thinking "duck! What has gone wrong? This is not the way I had it mapped out
". But it's megaminge and she just moseys along spreading horse balls in her wake totally oblivious to the fact that she's grinding gears and pissing off more and more people..You'd think, as an 'attorney' (cough) she'd know better. But, being as she is no such thing, I wouldn't be surprised at anything she does.The Mail lawyers will be on it like flies on a fresh cow pat. She daren't.
OK, actually she probably would dare, because she thinks marrying a fathead ginger bleep with a title gives her carte blanche to do as she pleases. By now a normal human would be thinking "duck! What has gone wrong? This is not the way I had it mapped out
She is filming her lawyers? Schillings? She's taking cameras into her conferences?
Please let this be true.
Can you imagine what Hizzoner Warby is going to make of this.
Wonder what the judge thinks of that
Who let the dogs sugars out?
“King Harry and queen Meghan have a best selling book, the biggest tv deal in the world ever and have fed the homeless and found a home for orphaned elephants. Kate looks like a granny and opens school fetes, and domehead is so boring the flowers die when he walks past.”
From the comments section. Daily Mail
“King Harry and queen Meghan have a best selling book, the biggest tv deal in the world ever and have fed the homeless and found a home for orphaned elephants. Kate looks like a granny and opens school fetes, and domehead is so boring the flowers die when he walks past.”
From the comments section. Daily Mail
That sounds an awful lot like full-blown paranoia to me ...
Another thing to add to the list.
Time for Harry to show us his lunchbox 
he has a special army one which is very strong 
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You don't need to be Einstein to figure out that Court related dramas based on real events will be notoriously difficult to get right to avoid further litigation.I don't doubt megaminge has picked up a smattering of legalese during filming Suits but it won't cover her ass in producing a drama based around real Court events, especially not events in a Brit Court. She will need legal advisors guiding the production or it will end up like an episode of Fawlty Towers ... but she/they are notoriously tight fisted and won't hire anyone for that because she thinks she can carry it herself based on her Suits experience and he will just say "Yah ok babe ... can we play Dysons and shag pile tonight?"
Which brings me nicely to hazza doing online courses to learn production "from the ground up". This is a man who couldn't add text to his A level art because while he could draw purty pictures he was thick as tit re stringing words together for a simple short blurb explaining the roots and influences of his work. Plus he failed his chopper exams 4 times.
Seriously? Four feckin' times? And yet he made Captain eventually and now has a nice little army pension in his back pocket. (thanks gangan). Anyway my point is that he can't seem to focus on learning things and I'm sorry and I'm truly not meaning to be offensive to anyone (him included)but I honestly believe he has some sort of mild disability that means he can't take in information or can't retain it. Combined with being a lazy feckless bleep it doesn't bode well for doing 'online courses'. Just hire the bloody guys for the job FFS you tight arsed bastards and stop cutting corners.Phew! That could have been FAR worse!!!!!Time for Harry to show us his lunchbox
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She's up to something.Phew! That could have been FAR worse!!!!!
Lulling us into a false sense of security, then she'll hit us with a dick pic or a bollock encrusted tiara at 3am
I didn't thank you for starting the new thread . Mortified.
Thank you Kev, yer a wee star
It’s a shame cuntington isn’t a place. The Countess of Cuntington has such a nice ring to it.
Smeggy's been using my dentist
but she's behind with the facial hair.
I'm really not impressed
You are such a tease @Pom BearTime for Harry to show us his lunchbox
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We all know his lunch box contains his crown jewels, so open up that box! We want to see!
That should be turned into a Halloween mask, people would be running for the hills. Nah, not fair on the little ones.View attachment 248968View attachment 248969
Smeggy's been using my dentist
but she's behind with the facial hair.
I'm really not impressed
She's had a lot of work done on her nose, that last procedure No 4?
Her circuit board has been fried so she can only repeat the same words over and over again
This tweet is sickening. It's like she's demanding everyone to protest. But the comments are hilarious.
"are you a Royal reporter or her publicist"
Does she not have any words other than courage, justice, inspiration? She keeps using the same words
More like the village idiot
Countess of Cockermouth?
Baroness of Bitchfield...
Good spot!She never wrote that. She wouldn’t spell honour like that. It was dictated over the phone to the plasticine PR and he fucked it up
I call utter bullshit as if meghan caresSmeghan has gushed forth a tribute to the late Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Says she was a daily inspiration. What’s worth reading are the comments below the article, they’re not going well for Harry’s prison warden! She continues to be disliked by the public whatever she does or says.
Meghan Markle calls RBG the 'Justice of Courage'
'With an incomparable and indelible legacy, Ruth Bader Ginsburg will forever be known as a woman of brilliance, a Justice of courage, and a human of deep conviction,' Markle said.www.dailymail.co.uk
They use it like Luanne used “Countess” de Lesseps on RHONY. They cheapen it but it gives them kudos. That Hollywood world you wouldn’t even be able to get your head around. You can be a pweirdo, a rapist, a murderer, a child trafficker, a money launderer, countless deviant behaviours but will be hailed as a bleeping god if you have a royal title. They are incredibly shallow and superficial.
It’s like if you have a British accent when you visit the States, some actually ask if you’ve met the Queen. They are all about status and what position you hold in life. They are impressed by your number of Instagram followers. Americans are wonderful but are very insular in upbringing, they don’t really hear anything about the rest of the world. That’s my experience anyway. I always remember my father in law asking if we had supermarkets in the UK as he couldn’t imagine where we got our food from.
They grow up being told they are the best, most advanced country in the world and better than anyone else. It’s clear that Meghan bought into all that and thought she’d come over here and actually teach us all how to get with her programme. In reality they are delusional. She saw Brits as beneath her and when reality hit and she realised how far down in the pecking order she was, she couldn’t hack it. She has a voice you know
LooooolYou are such a tease @Pom Bear
We all know his lunch box contains his crown jewels, so open up that box! We want to see!
xHere you go.....meet Harry's crown jewels and Mr willy
xxI think I've made Mr willy too big
I was originally going to add an acorn
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