Harry and Meghan #40 It's never our fault, our self awareness is locked in the vault!

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So they have dragged Haz out to say how happy he is in the USA. More damage control. They must read the negative comments about Megs.
 
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So they have dragged Haz out to say how happy he is in the USA. More damage control. They must read the negative comments about Megs.
Maybe he is happy there,but for how long.Can he really live without people running after him...seems no or they would be out of the news by now
 
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Childhood photos of Meghan show her with afro hair and some photos when her roots are coming through now you can see she still has afro hair
 
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You buggered up the post ,but you assked "What if she has something on Hazza"?

That's my theory. Or part of it. The other part is that she claimed a pregnancy ... then a 'miscarriage' ... and guilted him into the proposal.
My thoughts too, it was a shotgun wedding, but she had the "miscarriage" weeks before the wedding,when it was being organised and too late to pull out
 
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Great post. Welcome to the forum
I too welcomed Meghan in the beginning and felt that she could be a great asset to the royal family. A positive role model for people of colour and I thought being a bit older would mean that she was wiser and less likely to get wound up by a bit of criticism (how wrong I was). She did come across as a bit phoney in their engagement video but I put that down to nerves and being eager to please everyone.
The pregnancy and birth was very badly handled but I gave her the benefit of the doubt as I didn't take too much notice at the time. The scales really fell from my eyes when she did the 'woe is me' interview in Africa. I couldn't believe anyone could be so insensitive having seen how some people live there.
It's been downhill ever since and now many of us can see her for the duplicitous person that she is.
 
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No way!!! This is next-level cringe - it's all going to be ginger James Bond pastiche stuff, you just know it. Let's all start the film guesses..

HarkleFinger
Montecito Ex-Royale
Duchesses Are Forever
From ChungaChanga with Penguins
On her merkin's secret service.
Muckraker.
The (Freda word) who loved me.
Gingerfinger.
From Russia with love (leaving that as it is, new house, ya know )

I know it's not a Bond, but based on that picture posted the other day I reckon 'Blowfellas' might be needing to go on his list somewhere!
 
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On her merkin's secret service.
Muckraker.
The (Freda word) who loved me.
Gingerfinger.
From Russia with love (leaving that as it is, new house, ya know )
Can we add in 'Dr. Musk'
C'mon he's got that bond villain vibe about him
 
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Conception.
An American Werewolf in London (don't even need to change the title for that one).
Diva (ditto).
Breakfast (and lunch and supper) at Tiffany's.
The Exorcist (when Hazno is served his divorce papers).
A Haunting in Montecito.
Star Bores.
The Empire Strikes Back (oh, please please please let this one happen).
Close Encounters of the Third Ranked Kind.
Roamin' Holiday.
You Can Take the Girl Straight Outta Compton But You Can't Take Compton Outta the Girl.
Something's Gotta Give (Probably Hazno's Mental Health).
The Bare Witch.
Hair.
Prince of Cunts.
She's Gotta Have It.
By Any Means Necessary.
Bamboozled.
The Grifters.
 
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Actually.........could almost imagine someone from somewhere like Spitting images, taking this idea and running with it as a spoof...

Carry on up the Hollywoods!!!
I do love a good Carry On. Queenie & Phil could have been played by Sid & Barbara, Hattie Jacques would be Princess Anne
Forgot to add: Robin Askwith & Amanda Barrie for the two Freda words.
 
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I'm imagining a superhero role for Hazno, here's the theme song:

Harkleman, Harkleman, does whatever a grifter can
Spins a web any size, catches riches just like flies
Look out, here comes the Harkleman
Is he strong? Listen bud, he's got royal active blood
Can he swing from a thread? Is he great at giving head?
Hey, there! There goes the Harkleman
Won't work up a sweat, no matter the debt
Like a streak of light he arrives by private jet
Harkleman, Harkleman, posho neighborhood, Harkleman
Wealth and fame, he adores, action isn't his reward
Look out, here…
 
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