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I have never ever seen a pregnant woman hold her bump like that.I think, many moons ago, I likened that pose to someone drying off a football/rugby ball with a towel before a throw-in.
Exactly what I knew they would do, they always do the right thing unlike another couple I could mention
We used to call this ginger gentleman Prince Harry when he was being particularly dim. We have since apologised, and he was nice enough to accept our apology.
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Aww so cute!
Retired stud.
Exactly. I don't think the settlement figure or the (imo fictitious) custody arrangements will be a problem. The problem is that the law was broken and BP must come up with an explanation.
They may produce documents and explain the subterfuge as stress, the children were legitimate all along, here is the proof. A cover story. They can do anything, as we have seen. It's not in the interests of either party to have the lies exposed, but the ones who could blow the lid off are the Stoats who don't have to do anything except sit and wait.
I don't know what will happen to Harold.
Now now girls.... we've all called a truce to try and take over Nott Cott 
Tom is doing a reccy to see if there's anyone about then we're going in to set up a new VIP lounge for Tattlers... we have orders to shred any underwear left on the premises... and to piss on Smegz soft furnishings.... let us know if you have any other orders for the squad....
we'll let you know when we're in!
You’re absolutely not alone! I’ve said for years my dearest wish is for her to run for President. It would be an utterly hilarious ride for the entire 11 minutes of her political career!
Useless fact of the day: The use of a towel to dry the ball will not be allowed this season in English football. As you were.
There's obviously money in being a Professional Beard as all the Bearded Women are famous and wealthy. Is there an age limit and how do you become one?
I thought that @Porco Misere and I could become Beards and test the water?
Not Trudeau, he's got a face like a bowl of dough.
Being a bit presumptious here as I don't know how agile my Porco friend is.
Can't ask Nutty as she's joined at the hip with that one-eyed git, and the other senior ladies on here are too refined.
(Mind you I'm not sure about @wisebutwild who might be a hit of a dark horse.)
Agreed! That dress is the worst possible choice Meghan could have made because the thick horizontal stripes simply emphasises that she has a naturally broad rectangular body shape. She can lose as much weight as she likes but her natural body shape will never change, she gets it from her dad actually who is also naturally broad across the shoulders, chest and midriff.
I have the same body shape and I know to wear dresses with a tailored waist and low waistline, same with two piece outfits. Absolutely no horizontal stripes or blocks. If you don’t have a natural waist then no bother, you can create the illusion of one with your clothes.
If I know this and I’m just a poor commoner and basic witch then how can Meghan with all her money and so called fashion sense not know it? She could find out what styles best fit her body by spending literally 10 minutes doing one of those online quizzes where you put in your size, shape and colouring and it advises you on what clothes to wear for your frame and in what colours. What the hell is wrong with her? It’s like in her mind she is lanky and willowy like Catherine so she dresses for that style even though she is simply not built like that.
16.5 hours since I last had the ‘pleasure’…Fortunately never had that happen, yet......
It’s like those boards you see saying “x days since last accident”,
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Fingers crossed16.5 hours since I last had the ‘pleasure’…
It’s like those boards you see saying “x days since last accident”,
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I think it's all part of the same thing, connected. It was only when Bob Seely announced his intention to amend the 1917 Titles Deprivation Act to deprive the Sussexes of their titles that Rishi squashed it.
Not a cheep out of him to squash the Maskell Bill to remove Andrew's title months before.
Even if Bob Seely only announced his intentions, it was enough for No. 10 and KC to leap to the Stoat's defence and squash it immediately, so the Maskell Bill must also now be dead in the water?
Apparently Heather (Dorak) is in Mexico.....the dude with Megnutz is her husband. This o f course begs the question why is Megnutz not in Mexico with her mate?
Hmmmm - found it!
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This is one of my four ginger babies.i found her when I went on a picnic. Someone just left her there.
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Bookworm. Harkles Hollyweird gossip
They've never been censored for interfering in politics and doing faux royal tours like when they went to New York UN HQ. Pearl Harbour, lobbying Congress, false trip to Mozambique, always meddling and trading on their royal titles. The Stoat will go to Japan and be feted as HRH Duke of Sussex.
Your hopes that the US State Department shuts him down or that the Foreign Office shows gentle disapproval are in vain. This is the Biden administration, who have blocked the FOI Request over his drug use on his visa. And the Foreign Office who will do what Chuck tells them. The Stoat can and does do exactly what he wants, free from consequences no matter what.
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