Harry and Meghan #37 Do actresses **** in the woods?

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Where did you get Boudoir info Miss Freda? Peering in windows again oh forget about the waiter hold out for a dumbass prince
The boastful cow/balloon face said in the book haz is a gent and even let her leave the sitting room first on their third date (or WTTE).
Which is girl code for "he pushed me into his bedroom and ravished me and it was bloody brilliant"

Get with the program sister



Nah, Amal is too smart to get involved in that messy pile of steaming shit.
My flabber would be ghasted if she is.
 
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Can't see her being involved. Plus apparently she and George have hit a rough spot
 
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Well in they’ll be paid by the Duchy of Lancaster whilst Charles is King; but i suspect Camilla will have words.
Once a William becomes King, it’s Game over for them.
 
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Well in they’ll be paid by the Duchy of Lancaster whilst Charles is King; but i suspect Camilla will have words.
Once a William becomes King, it’s Game over for them.
Can someone explain the funding streams to me? Is the Duchy of Lancaster for the second born of a monarch? Does it fund Andrew currently?

Ok - have just googled. Duchy of Lancaster is for the sovereign - so I assume it currently funds the Queen, and Cornwall funds Charles, and out that Charles funds W&H. When Charles is sovereign, he'll get Lancaster, and Cornwall transfers to William. I assume H will have to go to either Charles or William for funding via either of their Duchy's'. Is that how it works?

Once William becomes sovereign, he gets Lancaster, and Cornwall is for George, and Harry has to go cap in hand to either of them, or to Megs, coz she'll be a megastar by then of course. Best outcome if for Charles to have a very very short reign (sorry Charles), and for everything to pass to William asap. I also want to see Meg curtsey to William/Kate.
 
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BIB Exactly
Obviously anyone in the US with half a brain can see what she’s like, unfortunately that doesn’t include the sugars.

Looks like Harry is staring to make a bit of cash with the Netflix gig.
His work with Invictus does actually make him a relevant spokesperson.
However I don’t know how many documentaries he’s capable of churning out.
As long as he’s filling the marital coffers he’ll be kept on.

Duchy of Cornwall funds the Prince of Wales and his direct Family.
ie, when William is PoW, it will pay for Kate, George, Charlotte and Louis.
Thats it.

Duchy of Lancaster earns the sovereign about £20m a year and it is used to fund other royals such as Anne and the random Kent and Gloucester cousins.
Charles will have a lot of people to support but William won’t as a lot of his royal first cousins, Zara, Peter and Beatrice ( now married to a millionaire) wont need funding.
i hope a Frogmore goes to Eugenie.
However, I guess it being mothballed for when Harry slopes home.

It’s gets worse

Don’t worry; Meghan can do the cleaning



I've often wondered what your tits must look like after you've had implants removed and Meghan had implants during her brief case girl days. They probably look like spaniels ears
If you zoom in you can see the faintest line of a scar Under her boob.
tbh I’m more offended by this baggy white pants she’s wearing

 
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WOW! Is this your usual attitude towards people with mental illness, or do you pick and choose?
It is a reference to well known tropes from the British Empire and others, in which disgraced officers and gentlemen are encouraged to shoot themselves to spare the Regiment further embarassment. In the words of Harrys great great Grandfather "I thought men like that shot themselves"

Also, I know it was late at night, but surely it is far more morally objectionable remotely to diagnose Harry as "mentally ill" and to make equally misguided swipes about my supposed attitude to such illness, based on the misreading of a historical joke, however unfunny you found it, about his egregious behaviour.

My general rule here is that if you find yourself taking offence find another activity.

I'm surprised about that. I thought she might have more sense and she's a barrister this is bad news
Ah the lovely Amal. A gay mans idea of an attractive woman; and a middle aged TV producers picture of a female lawyer. She operates in a glamorous part of the Bar where fees are small, work is leisurely, and access to the highly political cases (at the ICC etc) is via contacts and influence not ability. You cant see her dragging her Laboutins to the Horseferry Road Magistrates Court of a Monday morning to bail out the brasses...the Bar like every other profession has its share of rich folk who can pass exams (itself a small number) larping away the occasional day between holidays.

Even she wouldnt be daft enough to take part in a "spontaneous" indiscrete interview with a Magazine about a radioactive friend without a signed cast-iron NDA, which the last hearing confirms doesnt exist. Also you may have noticed that Mrs Clooney doesnt do publicity beyond the occasional groomed to death photo and embarassing profiles about her "professional" work.
 
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OMG after looking at the baggy white pants photo, I got a this “advert”
 

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Quite. I think she will want to "call" Friend B to give evidence on behalf of all of them and that she will further argue that whilst Friend B should be identified the others should remain anonymous. This will end up being decided by a Judge before trial. Another £70k down the pan.
 
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Thanks for replying about the legal stuff
Is Amal friend B? or is that Jessica Pony?

I was really hoping that the friend called to give evidence would be Mylittlepony.
 
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At least they got it at a knock-down price. Reduced from $49.5m to $15.5m. Bargain.
Did they though? Maybe that’s just what is being put out there? and maybe they’ve sold themselves to the seller for the other 30 odd million? They’ve tried to tell us that like most, they have a mortgage. How the feck are they going to pay one with no regular income that I can see?
 
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Lol
 
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