Er, where to begin…
Hazza yet again has shown that he’s a plastic soldier, he has little sense of what it means to serve, to stand shoulder to shoulder in the armed forces. By literally counting out how many people he thinks he killed on active service - like pheasants on a shoot - he has added insult to injury as he recounts his ’troofs’ as he flails about with his cod philosophic ramblings, his search for meaning.
Harold, Tattlers know you to be a self-serving greedy dimwit, then you go speak & confirm that we were right all along.
Then you take a poke at the Taliban in your memoirs, those fellas - & I may be specific on this one - known for their respect for human rights, equality & commitment to quiet peaceful prosperous life for Afghanistan. NOT - tho’ they do seem to have a wry humour as their mocking social media posts & a strict eye for detail as they check their calendars for the death counts on Hazza’s days on shift.
Chess? It ain’t funny & it certainly ain’t clever.
Poor Hazza forced to leave the UK ‘cos the nasty Fleet Street gang said mean things about him & his missus so they lived in fear of being hurt like his mummy, then after a brief pause in Canada to count up his air miles, they all go to live in the gun totin’ US of A where the murder rates make yer eyes water, & if that is not enough, he publicly pokes the Taliban.
Sheesh, were I not so very sensible & a member of the Cockup Club, I’d think that Hazza has some form of warped death wish, that he defaults to conspiracy where cool calm critical thought is plenty good enough, that he thrives on persecuting himself & others.
He needs to be in danger, feel under threat, & I read that he had a paid employee drive him through the same Parisian tunnel where Diana died at speed so that he may feel some thrill or just something?
He has been immensely foolish & ill-advised (if at all) to make florid comments about his military service in Afghanistan & the Taliban, particularly after the US withdrawal last year. The situation is far more volatile & difficult for all since he spoke about his active service many years ago.
Surely he has now significantly increased the level of threat against him & his own family - the very thing he fears so much - & also the RF. Now we know that many public figures - not just the RF - in the UK routinely have credible threats made against them & the police/anti-terrorist squads work tirelessly to combat this.
Hazza, instead of living quietly & with care, is walking down the Main Street with a marching band to say ‘here I am, come & get me, do you want some of me?’, just like him falling pissed out of clubs to mill with the Papps only now it’s far more serious & dangerous.
Possibly this brazen taunting is a tactic to bolster his case for IPP status & increased protection?
Buuut this reinforces the case against IPP as he is obviously a loose cannon, cannot & will not take advice & is still not a senior working royal with no wish to be so in the future.
So how may the Harold Steptoes be safe in the future? Give up the titles, place in LoS & Hazza becomes a US citizen so they can be fully protected as US citizens on US soil.
It won't be 'Are you putting money before family Harry?' It will be 'How much of a fantasy world are you living in traitor?' 'Why are you so obsessed with your dick, prick?'
