Come to my greenhouse, the buggars seem to crawl out at night and munch
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Come to my greenhouse, the buggars seem to crawl out at night and munchSlightly off topic but only if you consider the dastardly duo human. I consider them slugs, always taking, never giving ... so,
My child is making me some "slug soup" and it's a nightmare. We spent 10 mins with a torch, a nescafe jar and a spatula hunting slugs last night and are due another slug hunt tonight after dark. Fucken google I HATE YOU! Gardening tip my arse.
I'm traumatised. How long would I get for filicide? Aunty noo will know.
Maybe like the Charles garden party, she said "This is boring, lets get out of here". Cunt.
You are a trooper of a Mum!!! We had another 6 ft snake slither across the deck the other day..........I am terrified to go out now. Terrified I tell you!!!Slightly off topic but only if you consider the dastardly duo human. I consider them slugs, always taking, never giving ... so,
My child is making me some "slug soup" and it's a nightmare. We spent 10 mins with a torch, a nescafe jar and a spatula hunting slugs last night and are due another slug hunt tonight after dark. Fucken google I HATE YOU! Gardening tip my arse.
I'm traumatised. How long would I get for filicide? Aunty noo will know.
Maybe like the Charles garden party, she said "This is boring, lets get out of here". Cunt.
Oh you are such a typical American, had to go bigger than my slugs with your 6ft snake.You are a trooper of a Mum!!! We had another 6 ft snake slither across the deck the other day..........I am terrified to go out now. Terrified I tell you!!!
Bloody slugs have it made. Sleep all day then party all night on our lil plants.Come to my greenhouse, the buggars seem to crawl out at night and munchoh, and they eat ALL the tiny carrot tops in the veg patch. I've declared war now
I suspect LCC is correct, but what really, really bothers me is this - does Smeg not realise that she is and has always been one of the little people? She's such a stuck up gobshite, but she's really in no position to be stuck up at all. She was nobody before she married Harry and she'll be nobody again after they divorce. Hope she ends up buried at Frogmore with Wallis.According to the Telegraph there was enough room
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IIRC LCC said she didn't want to deal with the little people.
All reports state they left after she said somthing to her security. I am in bed otherwise I would serch for it. Maybe in the morning.
The best and most satisfying ways to despatch slugs (might work on sleazy ex Royals too):Oh you are such a typical American, had to go bigger than my slugs with your 6ft snake.
Bloody slugs have it made. Sleep all day then party all night on our lil plants.
I hate the slimy little bastards with a passion usually reserved for the dastardly duo.
Oh God it's getting dark and junior is sat clutching his torch and spatula like a swat team member waiting for "GO! GO! GO!"
All M&H will do with all the BLM shit is heat up an already boiling cauldron. It will go too far and end in tears, Mark my words. Influencers are the absolute worst for bandwagoning. Classic example here on twatter, read the commentsYou are so right. Going by the bloggers vids that get posted I honestly think we are the pulse re this pair. Though Harry Markle is generally very informative. People here unearth little nuggets and the rest of us dissect them and come to conclusions that are often spot on. It's mostly common sense which, joking aside, we use liberally. But it's the sleuths who deserve most of the credit. The rest of us sit on our arses going "OOH !" and "AAH!"
It's like a little detective agency and very little passes us by.
I said that from the start. I think Sasha saw an opportunity and took it. That's what her ilk (influencers of any colour) do. They see an opportunity to raise their profile and they grab it.
Undoubtedly MLP was a cunt in her responses but she should have ignored the baiting and kept her big gob shut. I think MLP has thought herself invincible and above reproach because her three kids were attendants at an actual huge Brit royal wedding. Maybe she was top dog for a brief while but smeggy's decline has dragged MLP with her and nobody gives a shit about her opinion (or threats) any more.
The comments are comedy gold!All M&H will do with all the BLM shit is heat up an already boiling cauldron. It will go too far and end in tears, Mark my words. Influencers are the absolute worst for bandwagoning. Classic example here on twatter, read the comments
Burry a can of opened beer with top opened and top of can at ground level, they will go in and drownThe best and most satisfying ways to despatch slugs (might work on sleazy ex Royals too):
Pour salt on them so they fizz and dissolve
Stamp on their tail end so they explode
Chop them in half with a well aimed spade
Run a lawn mower over them - that pulverises the buggers
Little fuckers munch my dahlias at their peril.
Omg yes they are!!!!The comments are comedy gold!
Would be so interesting if JM sued Sacha !Although she got her definitions wrong at the beginning, Fame Vixen always has an interesting perspective
WOW, normally I'm not fussed on her but I whole heartedly agree with her.Apart from the advice to sue.Although she got her definitions wrong at the beginning, Fame Vixen always has an interesting perspective
That dress! It's very unflatteringThere’s been a documentary on the Harkles on French TV.
il watch it on catch up later and report back!
I can't do that out on my front area where the worst are because it's paved and all my plants are in pots of varying sizes. I used copper tape on some and that seemed to help but with my newer pots I forgot to tape them while empty and they're a bugger to access when full. One tip I'm trying is ... you know those pot scourers that are just a tangle of wire? Well you can get them in copper and I've pulled one apart (ripped my hands to bits) and put the curly strands from it inside the edges of a few pots. Copper supposedly gives them a mild shock. I'd prefer it to blow the cunts up, but I'll take any help I can get. I'll see how that goes.Burry a can of opened beer with top opened and top of can at ground level, they will go in and drown
Someone gave her bullshit in a bag....to remind Meghan of what's she's full ofIn the video of Charles’s 70th 4 day’s after wedding MM accepts some sort of gift and then gives it to someone else as she’s stalking away. Anyone know what it was and who she passed it on to???
Your new avatar is brilliant . I would die laughing if that turned up at a protestYou are a trooper of a Mum!!! We had another 6 ft snake slither across the deck the other day..........I am terrified to go out now. Terrified I tell you!!!
I only just noticed MO5's avvy.That dress! It's very unflattering
I saw better dressed Quality Street chocolates
MO5 ... Lovely seeing my photo I made earlier as your profile pic, that made me smilexx
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LolI only just noticed MO5's avvy.
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