Harry and Meghan #26 Still sniping at Kate and full of hate

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Just watched a programme on Monaco (escapism!). They have no paparazzi and all cameras, drones etc have to be authorised. Why didnt H&M live there? Oh wait...she doesn't want that much privacy
 
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I'll bet Harry does dump bricks, he's such an anus. Probably where all his moral fibre has gone, churned in his guts into great big lumpy brick shits. Talk about pummeling the porcelain.

Harry you fool, you should have given her a Glasgow kiss .....

Wonder if her next venture will be bringing out a super-sucker to rival Dyson, she could call it the Sussex Sux Deluxe. Comes with a bag of tools to fit all crevices.
 
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That "Sussex Sux Delux" would be good as part of the next title. Just thinking ahead
 
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That "Sussex Sux Delux" would be good as part of the next title. Just thinking ahead
Nothing sucks like a Sussex Sux Delux... It be a famous advert with a catchy line, just like the old Shake and Vac adverts lol x

To the Shake and Vac music...

Do the Sussex Sux
If you buy delux
Do the Sussex Sux
Because your freshness sucks!

If your carpet smells fresh
Your room does too
Everytime you vacuum
Remember what to do..

Do the Sussex Sux
If you buy delux!

 
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She's another shit stirring cunt from the sounds of it.

There's something funny going on. That's three cambridge bashing articles within two weeks.
At a time when Kate and William are shining through and gaining more public support than ever there's a concerted campaign being waged to insert them into nefarious goings on and to muddy their names or the names of people connected to them. Something stinks.
It's like someone has dripped a snippet or two from her Diary of a Demented Douchess into the ear of a fleet st gossip. Just enough to spark interest in "I was thrown to the wolves by Brenda and that bitch Kate" ... something inner sanctum enough to appear legit but that probably hasn't a shred of proof to back it up.

Ah the mystery is solved.

Meet loopy lainey lui, another of the soho cunts who scratch each other's backs.


 
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Ok, here we go with the New Idea again.

 
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This is a merchandising company, but some really funny anti just H and Me gain stuff. Click on the "view more on instagram" or "be.royal.banana" words



 
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And she’s got her own money and is very talented, unlike Rach! What’s the betting Smeg nips that in the bud?
 
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And she’s got her own money and is very talented, unlike Rach! What’s the betting Smeg nips that in the bud?
Well hopefully Harry will refuse. He’s bored as fuck, likes to party. Adele is a straight talker and a laugh.
i bet Harry gets lots of invitations to go places by himself.
James Corden lives in LA too.
 
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That article by Lainey Lui is so ridiculous - she's not even clever enough to hide her vitriol towards the Cambridges and the BRF, although I believe she thinks she's done it in a clandestine way! Meghan needs to have a word with herself and her mates as this all seems very, very immature - they may as well post Facebook messages that say things like "the truth will always come out in the end"............................."Aww HUgz hunni....DM me!"

Also this racist media attack that they keep referring to - was it something specific or was it just that she was supposedly being attacked about everything (from her outfits to, erm, her outfits) in a subconscious tirade because she is a POC?
 
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Isn’t it Oprah’s BLM q&a gig tonight and tomorow?
are we going to see saint Meghan?
 
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When the Harkles finally left/were pushed out, there was a quote from a courtier saying that the Royal Family were 'relieved that the soap opera was over'.

How wrong they were. Team Megz is thirsty for publicity and nothing better than Sussex v Cambridge for a) keeping those headlines running and b) reminding everyone that Megz and Haz are Still Royal, Dammit!

So Megz's lot will keep churning out PR that's written for the search engines MEGHAN phones QUEEN, WILLIAM is worried about HARRY and BABY ARCHIE and on and on and on. Because the alternative would be getting some work in Hollywood and that ain't happening.

Plus it looks like Megz is holding a supersized grudge at her recruit Christian Jones for moving over to the Cambridges and helping them look good. It's not enough to thrive, you have to connive too.
 
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