No it’ll be on a secluded beach (the riffraff have been cleared off it) with gospel choirs, dressed in white but all black (to keep up with her narrative) singing songs of joy for their renewal vows of happiness and empathy for the world. She’ll walk on to the beach, by herself, wearing a white flowing Grecian gown with white flowers in her hair (special lighting brought in to give her that ‘goddess glow’ obviously) her vows, carefully written for posterity, will take approximately 2hrs to read out with 5mins of actual relevance. Haz will be dressed in a new white polo shirt and chinos, no need for his holey shoes cos he’s barefoot. He’ll cry as she approaches (either because he’s been drugged or because he can’t believe this is the 2nd time she’s got him). His vows will simply be “I agree”. When all of the minions have suitably fawned over them, they will be dismissed but only once they’ve made their charitable contribution to Archeholes. They can then retire to the reception at costa coffee where they’ll receive their coffee and sandwich voucher. The kween and her subordinate will retire to a ‘vegan feast’ of lobster and steak surf and turf with champagne flown in especially by private jet for them. Scoobie will cry into his handmade posy (because despite his best efforts, she wouldn’t let him be her flowergirl). Smeg and Haz will rejoice in how much happiness they brought to ‘their people’ for turning up that day. Aldi and Lidl are staying with ‘the help’ so they will spend their night photoshopping their favourite photos into black and white masterpieces to be sold to the highest bidder.