Harry and Meghan #190 In Texas with a Netflix crew, you’re disgusting, shame on you

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She tries to sashay , it looks ridiculous and so out of place.
She's walking as though she's got a full nappy, and he's bandy-legged - either from 24/7 polo to prove his blue blood or from a furtive encounter with his frisky Mexican idol Machos.
We must cut the Stoat some slack here, as he's out of condition and middle-aged, and this endless thundering up and down while trying to stay erect is doing his bum in. His system's flooded with a toxic mix of oestrogen, uppers and steroids, his boobs are growing, he's got PMT, Alopecia Ferreta, the 'roids have shrivelled his manhood and he has a horrible suspicion that he's getting broad in the beam like his Hag. The smouldering hot looks from his forbidden love are tearing him to pieces, and he's a Stoat in torment.
And like tectonic plates, the Royal beady blue eyes, already close-set, move relentlessly ever closer together.
 
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Fuck off back to the States?
 
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Excellent, but they have to know it's aimed at Harkles and nobody else.
So the tiara and eff orf ones might not be suitable.
 
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So she seems to read here.
Fully bolded part:
Due to actions of certain groups 2 other places that she visited have flown under the radar, highly likely even Netflix.
Appearance of memorial visit in Netflix docu, would now count as irrelevant public domain information , yet in reality is a successful promotion of Meg.
Including the methods which she needed to get the entrance.
Places at which she could've gotten material that she wanted without the nonsense which created the forest&trees problem.
It was possible that Haz makes a phone call and Meg gets a ''sweet nod from the Biden's.''
What then?
Harry wasn't there due to aftermath of ''bonkers constitution.''
Just showing his face, would've remained the media and certain groups what he said, and ruined a approved and sanctioned papwalk (not by BRF) completely .
Archewell presence is a strong indicator that expenses were ''perceived'' as ''charity .''

The mourning of Diana is not comparable to this situation , and Harry wouldn't understand it that way.(He reflected back then on the mass hysteria which people sometimes engange in when a celebrity dies) the complex ''bond'' of fandom.
End of comment on fully bolded part.
 
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I do hope that no one thinks any of us are homophobic, I dont think we are, but its the hypocrisy and lies that get us all every time. I have no reason to actually believe Hazno is gay - and I wouldnt give a flying fuck if he was - but I think he's quite possibly bi. Fair play, but if an 18 year old black footballer can come out properly what's Hazno's real issue? I think one of HMQ's cousins (Ivar Mountbatten?) is out and married to his male partner.
 
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Wallis fuck off.
It would be perfectly clear who is meant .
And subconsciously remind your surroundings to...join you.
 
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Excellent, but they have to know it's aimed at Harkles and nobody else.
So the tiara and eff orf ones might not be suitable.
okey dokey I could put their names in front - so something like this?

Smegzy give that horse its tail back

Harry, Harry is that right you can sing Falsetto now?

Smegzy, Smegzy wanna buy any bunion cream?
 
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Tom Hanks?
Bloody 'ell. Everybody is a Royal expert now.
Hope he's right tho.
Would rather have him as a Royal commentator than most of those we've got.

Hell, I'd rather have Wilson the volleyball than most of the commentators we've got.



Harkles go home.
 
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Brilliant!
 
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Well whatever happens the media are going to go into a complete frenzy about it. Spin, interpretation, blah blah blah.

I think I may hide from the press for a week then I'll come out of my cave and survey the detritus!
 
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okey dokey I could put their names in front - so something like this?

Smegzy give that horse its tail back

Harry, Harry is that right you can sing Falsetto now?

Smegzy, Smegzy wanna buy any bunion cream?

Hee hee


I'm in favour of 'Sussexes Naff off'

Princess Anne might like that one, too.
 
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We need a sort of football chant.
Here’s a suggestion to get us started.

Who will
Rid us
Of these
Traitorous Cunts

Repeat as and when required.
For the more genteel amongst us, choose an alternative last word.
 
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okey dokey I could put their names in front - so something like this?

Smegzy give that horse its tail back

Harry, Harry is that right you can sing Falsetto now?

Smegzy, Smegzy wanna buy any bunion cream?
Or Yacht girl go home, your ship has sailed
 
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There’s a circus in the town in the town
Number 2 is going down going down
The wife is a piece of shiiiitteee
There’s a circus in the town in the town
Forgot the tune
 
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We need a sort of football chant.
Here’s a suggestion to get us started.

Who will
Rid us
Of these
Traitorous Cunts

Repeat as and when required.
For the more genteel amongst us, choose an alternative last word.
We're here, we're there, Tattlers everywhere
So sod off you treacherous pair
 
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