Quite aside from slithering in to meet any members of the Netherlands, how can Noballs face the veterans? He's done nothing at all for them ever and is a parasite by selling MH Monkey CHIMP overpriced Apps to sneak money to Ffarkewell. Prince 5%.
Surely no veteran or soldier disabled or not would want this Orange Leech trying to grab a bit of their military bravery for himself? Bask in their genuine valour, pretend to be one of the lads? He was a sandbag at best in Kandahar, a nuisance always demanding that his C.O find fresh batteries for his X-Box and Inflatable Sheep.
Urged to sue Backgrid? I can't see it. They'll have asked for the table, which can be seen from outside so that they'd all be papped gurning and roaring with laughter at their own wit and wealth, how they've outmanoeuvred the RF and are one step ahead all the time. So clever. Whip-smart they said she was but she's dense and vulgar and malodourous.
"The Llark" restaurant reads to me like "The Ffark" ..... or is it my eyes?