Are we plebs aware that the Royal Birthday of the Heir To The Throne is fast approaching (three days ago? )
In anticipation of this glorious event, Arsewholes.Inc.Delaware have released an iconic portrait in oils by John Constable entitled "Bluff Prince Hal: Heir to The Throne."
This moody work of art perfectly encapsulates the confusion, arrogance and mental instability of Bluff Prince Hal as he gazes at Constable with eyes filled with hatred, guilt and cunning.
(Portrait launch was brought forward and timed to coincide with less important launch by "Kate". Therefore portrait appears "unfinished" with beard-blurring, eye wrinkles and poor neck frills, because Constable was rushed into meeting an unexpected early deadline and finish this portrait three days ago - to usurp "Kate")
Prints available on request, POA.
In anticipation of this glorious event, Arsewholes.Inc.Delaware have released an iconic portrait in oils by John Constable entitled "Bluff Prince Hal: Heir to The Throne."
This moody work of art perfectly encapsulates the confusion, arrogance and mental instability of Bluff Prince Hal as he gazes at Constable with eyes filled with hatred, guilt and cunning.
(Portrait launch was brought forward and timed to coincide with less important launch by "Kate". Therefore portrait appears "unfinished" with beard-blurring, eye wrinkles and poor neck frills, because Constable was rushed into meeting an unexpected early deadline and finish this portrait three days ago - to usurp "Kate")
Prints available on request, POA.
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