Wow.
Harry and Meghan #161 Was the 16 bath Mansion ever their home? Are they together or living alone?
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These portraits are going to send the sugars into overdrive.
Anytime soon we will see the princewilliamaffair trending on twatter
I love how each portrait has a totally different feel to it. The one of Kate in profile is classic, like a Royal portrait from years ago.
Strong Cecil Beaton vibe in the photos:
Regardless how many feathers the stans will spit, Kate's photos are one thing;
A timeless historic document of a future Queen.
We should donate money for the Harkles, they need tupperware .
Regardless how many feathers the stans will spit, Kate's photos are one thing;
A timeless historic document of a future Queen.
We should donate money for the Harkles, they need tupperware .
I think they are quite 'old fashioned' somehow - not in a bad way, I love them, but very stylised and perhaps trying to represent continuity of the RF?
I am also looking forward to this 'Wellness' book, I can imagine page after page of corny drivel, Looking forward to the piss taking headlinesI for one am looking forward to Meghan's wellness book and to be honest I think some of you could show a bit more respect.
Wellness is really important and who better to guide us than ex-Royals, celebrities and influencers? They all have their own lived experiences and their own truths. Remember the book by ex-King Constantine of Greece? 'A study of colonic irrigation among the liberal elite'. The chapter on wellness retreats was ground-breaking.
I think we have so much to learn from Meghan, she is an expert on veganism, yoga and getting up at 5am to deal with emails. Personally, I am looking forward to the bit on how to get money without working because that would really help my well-being. I want to know more about libel trials, rich fathers-in-law and how to not pay for my clothes.
I am also excited that there will be a sequel to 'The Bench'. I hope it will be written in narrative verse or rhyming couplets, have lots of drawings and not too many words. Perfect.
Be Kind (but not to poor people), Yoga poses (to snare the next billionaire), Designer outfit merching for beginners, how to parent plastic dollies, How to bully the riff raff whilst sucking up to the elite, how to ditch your entire family when you no longer have any use for them. Bonus chapter on waffle making and how to roast a chicken
Personally, I'm waiting for her advice on how to have a pee outside without getting a thistle/nettle/cactus/whatever up the backside.
And the soothing meditations. Imagine yourself floating on a blue, blue sea. On a large white yacht. Rocking to and fro.........
That's probably what they were going for, seeing as they're going to be part of the NPG's permanent collection. A more, classic, timeless look with throwbacks to earlier Royal eras. Like @Evangelina said, the whole Cecil Beaton vibe.
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Ahhhhh those portraits are STUNNING.
I think it’s the hair, it’s more different than her traditional ‘dos.
Either way, I’m sure Mrs 6 is pissed, given how long ago her real 40th was.
I think it’s the hair, it’s more different than her traditional ‘dos.
Either way, I’m sure Mrs 6 is pissed, given how long ago her real 40th was.
Yes, almost a Victorian aesthetic, the ''fogginess'' removes the era in which the photo was taken, same with the dresses.
She could be ''any Queen'' based on the vibe of the photos.
Like them.
This is what the photographer said
I don't like any of these portraits. The 3rd one looks most like her, but you can't even see her features in the second one? Why is everything so blurred into the background? Any one of those Bond premiere photos is way more striking/representative of her than these overly doctored blurry images.
I’m disappointed there isn’t a formal tiara one. And I don’t like her hair off to one side.
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I agree. They don’t really capture her likeness very well at all.
Made before the royal nuptials 
And nothing has changed
And nothing has changed
Not to be outdone, Duchess Fungus of Frogmore has hastily assembled a similar - if not superior - trio of Iconic Photographs, taken by Renowned Italian Photographer Amol Rajan of the BBC / MGM Studios.
These iconic images will hang alongside those of the Duchess of Cambridge in the National Portrait Gallery London.
Plates will be smashing in Montyshitto at these visions of Duchess Fungus. #FreePablo.
1. "Scarlet Temptress", by Amol Rajan, Head of Foreign Affairs, BBC.
2. "A Royal Study In Black and White", by Amol Rajan, Culture & Media Director, BBC
3. "Satin Sensation, Moody Green No.3", by Amol Warhol, Director, Human Resources, BBC.
All photography copyright Amal Testino-Rajan, Chairman, Warner Bros.
These iconic images will hang alongside those of the Duchess of Cambridge in the National Portrait Gallery London.
Plates will be smashing in Montyshitto at these visions of Duchess Fungus. #FreePablo.
1. "Scarlet Temptress", by Amol Rajan, Head of Foreign Affairs, BBC.
2. "A Royal Study In Black and White", by Amol Rajan, Culture & Media Director, BBC
3. "Satin Sensation, Moody Green No.3", by Amol Warhol, Director, Human Resources, BBC.
All photography copyright Amal Testino-Rajan, Chairman, Warner Bros.
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