Funny how things change…back when Charles and Di got married it was unthinkable for a royal to divorce. These days I bet they are praying Hazbeen does!
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Quote re Cambridges attending cop26: “Harry and Meghan’s success puts pressure on them”.
What successes would those be? Harry showing plumber's crack to poor little kids? (He actually showed his nasty ass to little kids-unbelievable) The sixwife;'s expensive, horribly unflattering, wastrel wardrobe? Getting caught traveling by private jet? Did I miss something? Oh yeah flipping off photographers, that was a first class moment.
What successes would those be? Harry showing plumber's crack to poor little kids? (He actually showed his nasty ass to little kids-unbelievable) The sixwife;'s expensive, horribly unflattering, wastrel wardrobe? Getting caught traveling by private jet? Did I miss something? Oh yeah flipping off photographers, that was a first class moment.
Why have they made her look Indian?
Loooool 
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I don’t believe this for a moment; not even the Harkles are that stupid.For heaven's sake
Meghan and Harry 'planning alternative US Jubilee celebrations', expert claims
With preparations for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee next year well underway, royal commentator Neil Sean has claimed that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle may be making plans for an alternative US eventwww.dailystar.co.uk
All it would do would be to call attention to the fact that they are completely outside the family and not wanted by the RF and/or included in important milestones. Yes they may get a lot of attention on the day for their alternative event, but mostly it would be remembered that they were not part of the official family events. That’s not good for their brand.
Isn’t that just her Spanx digging in?
That’s exactly what I thought…
Nigel needs a shredder.
29 September 2021
From the Desk of Sec. Nigel Davies
Buckingham Palace
London
To whom it may concern:
1. It is unacceptable to run a Princess Beatrice Hat Museum out of Nottingham
Cottage. The cottage should be cleared and all funds left on my desk by no later
than 8AM tomorrow.. The sign that misspelled Mr. Mapelli Mozzi’s name as Edward
Cullen Mozzarella has already been disposed of for your convenience. Also, you
should return the hats.
2. HRH the Duke of York is respectfully requesting whoever is using the screen name
“The_Masked_Monarch” to please remove the You Tube video of him driving
out of Balmoral to the American classic country song East Bound and Down by
Jerry Reed. The Duke has stated if he were an American he would never be a
southerner or a rebel, and “soon the rebellion will be crushed and young Skywalker
will be one of us.” On an unrelated note, absinthe has been banned on palace grounds.
3. It is inappropriate to review-bomb Meghan Markle’s new restaurant on Yelp,
especially since it is only a rumour at this stage. While this office recognises that
the name “Meghan’s Morsels” may imply the use of less than savory ingredients,
the discussion of “extra brown roast chicken served by Harry” is beginning to
pick up media attention and is unbecoming. Please keep these discussions on the
Duke of York’s new private server so we can contain the deviance.
Nigel Davies
Buckingham Palace
From the Desk of Sec. Nigel Davies
Buckingham Palace
London
To whom it may concern:
1. It is unacceptable to run a Princess Beatrice Hat Museum out of Nottingham
Cottage. The cottage should be cleared and all funds left on my desk by no later
than 8AM tomorrow.. The sign that misspelled Mr. Mapelli Mozzi’s name as Edward
Cullen Mozzarella has already been disposed of for your convenience. Also, you
should return the hats.
2. HRH the Duke of York is respectfully requesting whoever is using the screen name
“The_Masked_Monarch” to please remove the You Tube video of him driving
out of Balmoral to the American classic country song East Bound and Down by
Jerry Reed. The Duke has stated if he were an American he would never be a
southerner or a rebel, and “soon the rebellion will be crushed and young Skywalker
will be one of us.” On an unrelated note, absinthe has been banned on palace grounds.
3. It is inappropriate to review-bomb Meghan Markle’s new restaurant on Yelp,
especially since it is only a rumour at this stage. While this office recognises that
the name “Meghan’s Morsels” may imply the use of less than savory ingredients,
the discussion of “extra brown roast chicken served by Harry” is beginning to
pick up media attention and is unbecoming. Please keep these discussions on the
Duke of York’s new private server so we can contain the deviance.
Nigel Davies
Buckingham Palace
I see Scabies is embracing the dog blanket ( Lumberjack ) look in honour of his ‘friend’ - what a twunt
Thanks for the heads up. I thought I had read it somewhere that it was sold out but I was obviously wrong. It has become such an iconic dress now so who is going to take on Catherine by wearing it? Only a select few would I am guessing.
Their excuse for not going (because they weren't invited)/alternative event will be to do with their daughters birthday.
Love this, it would make a brilliant next tread title @ Pom Bear ........
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Number 3 made me laugh out loud ............. a restaurant called 'Meghan's Morsels'.
Hilarious, but with all that's happened with this Z list ex-actress/royal it wouldn't even surprise me if that wasn't her next 'venture'. If she's reading this she will be on to it in a flash.
So much she does now is beyond belief so absolutely nothing would shock me any more.
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Morton the dolt ... H&M feared the whole institution were against them..... Not only that head most of the UK and beyond are too 
At this stage I think tattlers could write a more accurate account of events...backed up by savage receipts from Jar21
www.dailystar.co.uk
At this stage I think tattlers could write a more accurate account of events...backed up by savage receipts from Jar21
Harry 'feared' chat with Queen was cut over 'negotiating tactic', expert claims
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle "suspected that the entire institution was conspiring against them" after the Duke's planned one-to-one meeting with the Queen was dropped, according to new claims
Archived article: H&M considering surprise return to the UK
States Diana memorial is a week on Tuesday!
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I hate it when they put surprise, if it's true it's not really a surprise with them writing about it.
Nah. She is wesring Spanx. That is exactly what spanx look like. If there was a skinny chicken leg underneath that suit, you wouldn't see a bulge below the elastic midthigh. She is wear a spanx size too small because she always knows best and is in denial and cannot read a mirror, much less a room.
Also the camel toe is a telltale sign of a too small spanx
A few modelling shots from Twitter
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Princess Margaret divorced Anthony Armstrong Jones in 1978. That was 3 years before Charles married Diana.
The picture of her wearing the sack cloth
Catherine to George
“Take this stick and gently poke the baby see if it moves “
George “ no mummy it didn’t move
till aunty meme pushed it in the side
it smelt funny just like one of Charlottes vintage cabbage patch dolls “
She also got my name wrong she said Chekhov don’t touch the baby
More montecito plates crashing
EDEN CONFIDENTIAL: Kate Middleton's hush-hush TV pow wow https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb...-TV-pow-wow.html?ito=native_share_article-top
www.express.co.uk
EDEN CONFIDENTIAL: Kate Middleton's hush-hush TV pow wow https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb...-TV-pow-wow.html?ito=native_share_article-top
Camilla charms royal fans with adorable snaps of ‘cute’ rescue pups
CAMILLA, Duchess of Cornwall, has been hailed by Royal fans for her work with the charity Battersea after posting a picture of her two rescue dogs wearing special bandanas.
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