Harry and Meghan #140 The cut and shut pair with the dodgy hair!

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Title by @spangly

Vague Recollections of last thread.

Lots of memes and cartoons of the Time Cover.
H&M made first appearance since Lidl was born. Bit of a damp squid.
They will be joining the Global Citizen Live - a 'once in a generation event' Yeah, right.
Beatrice has a baby girl - Congrats and hurrah.
Remembering when smegs was escorted out of the National Theatre.
We all learned about lace front wigs.
Kate is so much better than smegs. Also Kate's brother got married.
Even the owner of Time magazine laughed at their cover.
Some comedian I've never heard of, made jokes about the RF at an awards thing I wasn't paying attention to. We have a small discussion on this.
They were heard loudly arguing over the 'we're on a bench, telling you to vote' shoot. Someone on Twitter has heard the tape.
Longer discussion on those strange baby dolls that @diamondMel owns.
We all agree that Haz and smegs are thick as pigshit.
Sugars had a melt down. Repeat after every 3 sentences.
@Doodlebug005 nominated Haz for a Griftie. He's flying up the chart faster than he travelled in those helicopters he wasn't allowed to pilot.
We are all now concentrating our time and effort into Griftie voting.
There was probably more stuff in the thread at this point but I can't be arsed going through it.
We're listing the top 10 of smeg's failures. As people pointed out, we're going to need both a bigger boat and bigger buns. Smegs doesn't need bigger buns because she has no tits.
Something about Travelism joining forces with Google. Making Haz look like a total hypocrite again and a total sell out again, again.

Old thread here:
 
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So how come nobody with better photoshop skills than me has made a Usual Suspects poster out of this image yet

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Happy New Thread! Ta ever so Cass and congratters Spangly! Excellent recap, even if recollections vary 😉

I still wait (though not with bated breath, I have no desire to pass out) to learn exactly the point of Travelyst. But yay that we were reminded it exists? I guess?

Are we to be haunted blessed with Pinocchio in turtle necks and (very) wide leg trousers even in hot weather from now on? Is this (with the power posing, very on brand to not acknowledge her husband while doing so) her new look for her Madam Prez Duchess phase? Has she been told that haters commented on the state of her knees so they're in hiding?

Spotted this on twitter and while I don't want to harp on for a month about the cover page, I giggled too much to not share. I feel it appropriate having seen the body language today.

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Woohoo new thread, Congrats @spangly great title. Thanks to @Cassandra333 for thread, recap and name check🥰

Voting at grifties goung well, hazz just leapfrogged 2 spots over J Smullet and B Obama 👍 now in 22nd spot

Must catch up on the NY visit.... What is with the polo neck 🤮, sack the stylist!
 
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Thank you @cassandra and @spangly for excellent new fred and title.

The DM headline says "Snarkles (not really) Take New York". Well, I wouldnt put it past them, let's face it they snitch everything else she can get her (simian) hands on.
 
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I’m intrigued - does Archewell have offices or do they all pop round their not so secret mansion for meetings?
 
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@JAR21 in the last thread you asked " I've been trying to archive the Mail article and keep getting error 503. Has anyone else tried to archive anything and if so, does it work? "

Do you mean using archive.today / archive.ph etc? If so it works for me

 
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@JAR21 in the last thread you asked " I've been trying to archive the Mail article and keep getting error 503. Has anyone else tried to archive anything and if so, does it work? "

Do you mean using archive.today / archive.ph etc? If so it works for me

Yes. I've got it working now thanks.
 
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Thanks for new thread Cass - youve got a brilliant memory! Thanks to Spangly for title. x
 
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Wasn't a discerning New Yorker heard early on in the live stream saying/shouting "We're allowed to heckle in America !":ROFLMAO:

My over all impression is that this is to test the water on reactions to them. That's why they were all smiley but tentative, unsure of whether a tin of Napolina tomatoes will come hurtling at their heads. Baby steps.
 
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Thanks for the new thread!

Thank you @cassandra and @spangly for excellent new fred and title.

The DM headline says "Snarkles (not really) Take New York". Well, I wouldnt put it past them, let's face it they snitch everything else she can get her (simian) hands on.
Someone on Tumblr says there's a DM comment saying this is something similar to the paid-for Time deal. Apparently the Gruesomes are supposed to have made donations of some sort to the Mayor/Governor's favourite causes in exchange for this meetup/photocall.

Not sure if it's actually true, but it certainly rings true when it comes to them, doesn't it?
 
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So do we think this is one of those lace wigs? The parting seems very white of a WOC!

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Why a huge police operation?? Theyre not royal or important



Someone on Tumblr says there's a DM comment saying this is something similar to the paid-for Time deal. Apparently the Gruesomes are supposed to have made donations of some sort to the Mayor/Governor's favourite causes in exchange for this meetup/photocall.

Not sure if it's actually true, but it certainly rings true when it comes to them, doesn't it?
Didn't the Mayor/Govenor's father used to work for Time?
 
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