Movie keeps up the BS. Nothing is their fault. BRF tricked them into going back to UK early without Archie and their plans leaked and it wasn't them. Prince Charles Corpse makes another appearance. They should give him a proper burial and stop letting Haz-actor yell at him on the phone.
Real media blitz with real media and clip of real media guy Wolf Blitzer media blitzing. Prince William Frankenfurter is shocked I say. Haz mad that it's being called Megxit and he is not getting any credit.
More commercials. This is why I don't watch regular TV most of the time.
FAMILY MEETING!
Prince William Frankenfurter looks constipated, Haz is taking all the credit for the idea to leave, Prince Charles Corpse looks dead-- no, not dead. He blinked. Her Majesty Queen Discount Betty White from the Mirror Universe blaming everyone except the two narcs for this BS.
Useless Saint Diana flashback that Haz would never remember or be able to put into context as he makes a farewell speech.
Afterward William Frankenfurter is taking his temper out on Kate for what she's wearing to the Commonwealth Service. I do not think this happened any more than I think he walks around looking like he sucks lemons. This is a bad episode of Dynasty.
More commercials... too many. Just going to do the rest of this in one post now.
More media blitzing, more wardrobe held together with scotch tape, more suck lemon face. It makes the original green goblin dress look good, even on the Braless One. The hat would make a good toilet scrubber. Haz getting offended at everything because William Frankenfurter has shut him out. If Haz shakes his fist at the sky in rage it won't get any cornier.
Have another ad for car insurance with a lizard. Namaste.
Canada and Prince Charles Corpse have cut them off-- no more money! Wait-- weren't we making our own money? Why aren't people buying our oatmeal coffee?? We're in mortal danger from Canucks! We must run to America before the germy Canadians get us with their maple syrup and hockey sticks! To California and gangland central!
Megz is pregnant! And she's not silent any more. (Help! I'm talking and I can't shut up!) Miscarriage talk! Commencement speech! Stuffy royals are stuffy and mad about upcoming Oprah interview and William is out of lemons and--
Oh FFS more commercials but only 10 more minutes. Plz God no more Vagisil ads.
BRF is trying to stop us from doing Oprah, but they've cut off the money! We're completely free and you can wear Mummy's jewelry! OMG Haz flashes back to teh Andrew Morton tapes and the tape recorder is hilariously bad. Megzy's dress appliques have to to be paper held on with straight pins. Nobody plays Oprah.
Sickening special afterward on Lil Di speculating on whether she might someday become queen. I'm out and going to set some sims on fire.