Is that golden trophy supposed to look like a vaginas lips?
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It was mentioned a while ago that it was indeed H who first raised the subject saying he hoped the baby looked like smeg and had her colouring as he hoped it would not be a pasty ginger like him
Reminds me of the politically incorrect comedy sketches of Harry Enfield and Chums, when Waynetta demands a brown baby in The Slobs...
Or when Edie discovers she is about to become a brandmother to the "Chanel of babies": a mixed race baby
Brandmother..... that is a typo to end all typos. Off to the trademark office to get it copyrighted asap
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Well Burrell had better get on there quick before we forget that he was Diana's butler. He was Diana's only butler and a key figure in the boys' lives, you know, and he has all these mementos and stuff.
Oh Wayne and Waynetta, I loved them so much. And little Rothmans and Frogmella
Maybe he watched ABFAB and saw Edina get all discombobulated happy that Saffy's new baby is biracial ... so she dashed off and had dreadlocks done so she could relate to baby.
He likely envisaged turning up for the Christening like this ...
Interesting how Lady C mentioned today that the press have surpressed around 80-90% of the negative stories that exist about the wife, especially about her "very interesting" past. I wonder how bad these stories are and if we'll ever find out.
The Queen has made a statement...................................
And don’t forget little SpudulikeOh Wayne and Waynetta, I loved them so much. And little Rothmans and Frogmella
Harry has taken inspiration from Mick Hucknall. [Pic stolen from an old post by Pom Bear I think????]
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I know it’s unlikely but I was kind of hoping that after Piers Morgan’s Ofcom victory that the negative stories will be suppressed no more. That there would be a veritable deluge of stories about her past and what a penis climbing self serving witch she really is. All the people she has shat on and ghosted when they’re no longer any use to her coming out of the woodwork and telling us just how many roast chicken evenings she’s had in her time.
Not going to happen but if it did… Oh what larks!
No tit
Sue Smith
Again with the old news. That's not a dig at you LadyMuck, it's just frustration that they are really just surmising or reading the room and forming opinions and not seen one in ages come up with a genuine scoop.
Hasn't page six said they've seen the invites list and she's not on it ?
Though maybe people's plus-ones (or 3's) don't get listed.
Wolf Dottir junk sounds par for the course for the sly and vicious Phony Mulroney. A pretentious designer, shallow nasty and vulgar.
Wolf is a "she/her artist, witch, existential crisis expert, lover of the cute and weird, childless MILF.....Sarcasm aficionado"
"You can buy a complete Mesh Northern Barbarian Outfit, fur skirt, fur top, mesh boots, pendant, armshields... "
Can't wait to go to the Post Office wearing these on pension day.
"Satan" themed plates of HM and PP, designed by a fraud who is not fit to clean their shoes. Plates promoted courtesy of the vile JM, bosom viper mate of the equally vile Minge.
In other words, overpriced trash flogged to poseurs like Phoney Mulroney who think they are soooo cleever and sooooo cool. Sarcasm aficionado my arse.
Wolf Dottir should restyle her /she-self / themselves Wolf Torfur which is Wolf-tit.
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Can anyone copy/paste this blind item please?
Basically someone claiming William has cheated with an actress but the comments don't believe it. One of the comments says:
Can anyone copy/paste this blind item please?
Basically someone claiming William has cheated with an actress but the comments don't believe it. One of the comments says:
Who is the Mr Bidwell?
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