Harry and Meghan #134 Wallis and Vomit, supposedly speechless but still have to comment

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Is Pom Bear eating a Richmond, while Scotch is weighing up Ginger's pencil sharpener (bum for those who don't have cats) Lol
Ginger Toms arse is sacrosanct so duck off Scotch or you will get what for🐱🐱🐱🐱

There will be an announcement from KP later after the ladies have sobered up from their fuckharry cocktails lots to cover but naming a cocktail after the Haddock takes time and lots of tena lady because they all piss themselves laughing.
 
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H moaning about his wreath not going on the Cenotaph is apparently in the new FF edit - NONE OF THE RF PLACE PERSONAL WREATHS YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER CRETIN!!!! - they have made this in to such a huge issue H knows the protocol of Remembrance Sunday surely?


Hmm.....

'the epilogue claims that Harry and Meghan had a low-key celebration for their second wedding anniversary last May, when lockdown restrictions were still in place in California. Instead of going out, the couple chose to spend the day remembering their 2018 nuptials with people who had been involved in the ceremony, and concluded the festivities with a Mexican takeaway from a local restaurant. They also exchanged cotton-based gifts, as is traditional for second wedding anniversaries.'

And how on earth would you know any if that unless you were briefed by them?
 
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Hmm.....

'the epilogue claims that Harry and Meghan had a low-key celebration for their second wedding anniversary last May, when lockdown restrictions were still in place in California. Instead of going out, the couple chose to spend the day remembering their 2018 nuptials with people who had been involved in the ceremony, and concluded the festivities with a Mexican takeaway from a local restaurant. They also exchanged cotton-based gifts, as is traditional for second wedding anniversaries.'

And how on earth would you know any if that unless you were briefed by them?
Cotton based, she probably had an extra large Tampax made to shove up the Ginger Cockerels jacksey while she shagged the Mexican delivery man.
 
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I think it is her.... the look alike that did the porn doesn't really look like her up close... you can tell the difference... I saw the pic of Markle the one above with the dick in her mouth... next to a similar pic with the look alike and its definitely two different people..


Nahhh just found the drugs....
She had him on Calpol 😂
 
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H moaning about his wreath not going on the Cenotaph is apparently in the new FF edit - NONE OF THE RF PLACE PERSONAL WREATHS YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER CRETIN!!!! - they have made this in to such a huge issue H knows the protocol of Remembrance Sunday surely?


How would Scrotie know there even was a wreath or that it stayed in the box if he hadn't had any contact with the Gruesomes? Their lawyers are again saying they have had nothing to do with the epilogue - BS - unless Scrotie is lying, he wouldn't do that would he? 🤔
 
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How would Scrotie know there even was a wreath or that it stayed in the box if he hadn't had any contact with the Gruesomes? Their lawyers are again saying they have had nothing to do with the epilogue - BS - unless Scrotie is lying, he wouldn't do that would he? 🤔
I remember something back then that was "leaked" that he was upset about it.

YEARS back, I worked for the firm that, at that time, did all the project managing of all the Royal events. EVERYTHING was planned to the last millisecond. Absolutely nothing ever left to chance.

There is no way in absolute hell he DIDNT know that his wreath wouldnt be put out.

Its all baiting about "poor me/us discrimination" etc.

Not strictly related but its just reminded me of one year when the Christmas Tree went up in Trafalgar Square.

We PMd that and it was always done overnight with a massive team so when everyone went to work in the morning they could "oooh" at how it had sort of magically appeared.

One year, for whatever reason mad panic on a Monday as it had tilted, full on Tower of Pisa. The ruckus to get it fixed and stable without the public realising was a sight to behold!
 
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How would Scrotie know there even was a wreath or that it stayed in the box if he hadn't had any contact with the Gruesomes? Their lawyers are again saying they have had nothing to do with the epilogue - BS - unless Scrotie is lying, he wouldn't do that would he? 🤔
That one was in the public domain unfortunately

 
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That one was in the public domain unfortunately

Missed that one, sorry.
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A few posts back @Carpediem69 wondered if the Gruesomes were moving to NY so she could play the lead roll in the new 'Diana - The Musical' opening on Broadway in November.

This got me thinking and just for a bit of fun what songs do you think she would sing in this musical? These are my suggestions, what are yours?

Prince Charming - Adam and the Ants
Money (That's what I want) - The Beatles
Castles in the Air - Don McLean
 
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Bills Bills Bill - Destiny's child (although I'm not sure if they had a song called that ha ha)
 
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Missed that one, sorry.
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A few posts back @Carpediem69 wondered if the Gruesomes were moving to NY so she could play the lead roll in the new 'Diana - The Musical' opening on Broadway in November.

This got me thinking and just for a bit of fun what songs do you think she would sing in this musical? These are my suggestions, what are yours?

Prince Charming - Adam and the Ants
Money (That's what I want) - The Beatles
Castles in the Air - Don McLean
Song suggestions:

Diamonds are a girl's best friend
Santa Baby (for the Christmas season of the musical)
Do, do, do the funky chicken (legs) by The Goodies
 
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BIB - his wonky nostrils say otherwise!



They can't name who it was, or even give actual details, because it never happened. That's what I believe, and I think that's what they expected everyone else to believe without question.

Maybe the US audience fell for it, but us Brits are a bit more attuned to BS when it's spouted, and boy did they spout it!
Here's what I think happened. Someone(probably a York) innocently said something like
" OH MY GOD Hazza, your babies with meg will be gorgeous. Hopefully none of them will have your ginger genes".
So it was more gingerist than racist.
 
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Missed that one, sorry.
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A few posts back @Carpediem69 wondered if the Gruesomes were moving to NY so she could play the lead roll in the new 'Diana - The Musical' opening on Broadway in November.

This got me thinking and just for a bit of fun what songs do you think she would sing in this musical? These are my suggestions, what are yours?

Prince Charming - Adam and the Ants
Money (That's what I want) - The Beatles
Castles in the Air - Don McLean
Money, money, money - ABBA
The lazy song - Bruno Marrs
Lazy Bones - Green Day
Money’s too tight to mention - Simply Red
Ain’t nobody here but us chickens - B B King
Money for nothing - Dire Straights
Some day my prince will come - Cinderella
 
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Is it me or have things gone very quiet with the Harkles ever since Scabies announced their 'era of visibility' or whaever it was?
Or is it the threat from the Queen that's made them turn tail and run?
This is why I believe that Brenda called in the legal bods. The rumour(or fact) has temporarilly silenced them while they decide how to handle this potential threat to their fairy stories.
I think the person who said the rumour has no truth in it and that the family are not worried about the book is talking bollix. Of course they are worried. Not so much for what he can reveal (because he knows duck all) but more for the fact that some people will believe any old shite he spews forth, so anything he pretends to "Know" will be taken as true. I think they are rightly concerned, but only moderately so, and have the legal bods on alert anyway, so it might rein him in somewhat.
I tell you what ... I bet that by now the ghost writer guy is regretting his decision to work with Flakey Mc Flakey. Cuckoo🥴
 
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Is it me or have things gone very quiet with the Harkles ever since Scabies announced their 'era of visibility' or whaever it was?
Or is it the threat from the Queen that's made them turn tail and run?
Although you say that, there’s a bit in the DM about that leaked chapter.

Imagine being that sick that you profit off writing about the funeral of PP
 
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Just seen this

Enough of this 'spectacle' crap. Does Scabies really think that HW would have been the centre of attention at the funeral? It's pretty much always the deceased who is the centre of attention! Plus when the Queen is there, no one else has any attention. I honestly don't even think HW was invited, Harry must have been given strict orders for it to only be him.

It seems like HW is going to push for William to be the 'racist' in the royal family since Scabies is saying that he was furious that it was discussed in the public domain. She's probably still hoping that she'll become Queen one day :rolleyes:
 
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