Harry and Meghan #134 Wallis and Vomit, supposedly speechless but still have to comment

[Dooley Doo]

A leap into the future where Harry has ditched Meghan and taken up with Katie Price, who only married him because he's got plastic kids and she doesn't have to feed them anything (not even toad in the hole)
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By this time Hazno has shrunk all over to match his balls

What the!!! Is that KP? It's been years since I have seen any pics. I think it was way back when Molly (from Countdown) did an interview with Pete Andre and KP was there.
Would not recognise her if I fell over her.
What is this trend with teens/young women going as dark as they can?
MM listed herself as Caucasian at school and to get acting jobs but is now using tanning lotions and bronzers to look darker.

 

[Chita]

This is brilliant @Chita Love all the little details you manage to include ...... Pc's ears, Camilla's swept back hair, TQ's handbag, Haz's grey suit and heels , Smeg's hair - chicken legs - knees - too big shoes , Farchie's rucksack - beanie hat - kite, and not forgetting Lidl who nobody knows what she looked like but now we do!
Keep them coming, you have a real talent.

You noticed every detail!
Thank you!

 

[mardymare]

Someone commented on Thomas Markle Junior's İnstagram @the realthomasmarklejr - what is the real age of Meghan? He replied back 40. So both Sam and Tom Jnr have confirmed as fact now.
Aussie supporters are telling him to 'go hard or go home, be true, be yourself'.
İs alcohol allowed on Big Brother? May dramatically affect what Thomas Markle comes out with.

 

[Mairag]

This annoys me. They updated to include Lilibet, but don’t update the rest to reflect what is happening. They are not “balancing their time”. Harry has made 2 short visits and Smeggy hasn’t been at all. How is that balancing their time? And don’t even get me started on “Honouring their duty” /

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

there's a lot in life that's pissing me off today. Judith Kerr's The Tiger Who Came to Tea has been called out for gender stereotyping; Pen Farthing has chartered a plane to rescue his 69 staff and animals with a further 130 places for refugees and that twit Ben Wallace won't let his plane land despite no public cost; and although it's sunny it's blowing a bloody gale. The Cali Cunts are just the icing on the cake...

 

[Carpediem69]

What next?

Meghan Markle flees to New York! - NewsBreak

Meghan Markle had a clear vision when she relocated her family back to her old California stomping ground last year. As the newly crowned Duchess of Sussex, the former actress, and LA native planned to rule over Hollywood – a town that once barely looked at her twice.

www.newsbreak.com

Did mybit today, found some benčhes, now turned backwards with beutiful rainbow book in front. Marked down to au$19.99. How could anyone pay that much.

We spoke of another article many threads back where it was reported they were going to be ‘buying’ a place in NY so this could be a re hash from that but a good find thank you - expect she wants to be near to Broadway and hope she will get a leading role in Wicked or Les Mis as the bar owners wife

 

[Scotch Mist]

This annoys me. They updated to include Lilibet, but don’t update the rest to reflect what is happening. They are not “balancing their time”. Harry has made 2 short visits and Smeggy hasn’t been at all. How is that balancing their time? And don’t even get me started on “Honouring their duty” /

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Yes its annoying me too. Why can't they update the website properly and take the Harkles off?
They are no longer working royals and have no intention of coming back.
Their pages should be archived or considerably pruned.
It gives the impression that they could return and we know that isn't going to happen.

 

[VC10]

This was the photo I tried to find ages ago with smirking markle and some poor old bloke kneeling to them.

Puke-inducing

 

[Diamond Mel]

I agree should be slapped down hard with a bleeping sledgehammer

I prefer the use of a shovel... because after you belt them with it you can bury the fuckers with the same tool..

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

I prefer the use of a shovel... because after you belt them with it you can bury the fuckers with the same tool..

Or like in that Roald Dahl short story, you can whack them round the head with a frozen leg of lamb and then cook and eat the murder weapon!

 

[Nannyto2]

I’m hoping that they will give us plenty more to keep us talking about them
Finding this forum after the PS

Hes jumping on a Band wagon. (I see others have answered)

wish he would lie in front of the band wagon

 

[Pippa M]

I’m hoping that they will give us plenty more to keep us talking about them
Finding this forum after the PS

wish he would lie in front of the band wagon

Richmonds get squashed that way.

 

[kev1974]

rumours about the IVF clinic

 

[Chita]

Meanwhile, Harry's blood family seem to have upset his Gan-Gan, too.

 

[Wightgirl]

Actually @Chita you could call your book ‘The Lying, the witch and her wardrobe’

 

[kev1974]

Camilla Long in The Times saying what I said a thread or two ago but in a better way than me.

Why the hell would Afghans want Hazno helping them when he was an actual part of the conflict.

 

[Chita]

Camilla Long in The Times saying what I said a thread or two ago but in a better way than me.

Why the hell would Afghans want Hazno helping them when he was an actual part of the conflict.

Exactly, Kev.
And the actual Taliban said he was a kid playing computer games so they didn't take him seriously back then. Why should anyone take him seriously now, after we've learned so much more about him?

 

[Scotch Mist]

Filthy pix - you have been warned
Found on Quora

Spoiler: Warning eye bleach needed

 

[Innocent Hamster]

Aww thanks.

I do struggle with their faces though.
Luckily they all have little recognisable things that I can focus on so you [hopefully] know who they are meant to be.

I just hope they raise a laugh.
Goodness knows we all need a laugh with the way everything is in the world at the moment.

BIB - she keeps changing it anyway!

 

[Nuttynana]

Or like in that Roald Dahl short story, you can whack them round the head with a frozen leg of lamb and then cook and eat the murder weapon!

It does beg the question though when is their Teflon coating going to peel off, they are