Harry and Meghan #134 Wallis and Vomit, supposedly speechless but still have to comment

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Here's what I think happened. Someone(probably a York) innocently said something like
" OH MY GOD Hazza, your babies with meg will be gorgeous. Hopefully none of them will have your ginger genes".
So it was more gingerist than racist.
Someone ,probably a York …. Superb !
 
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Ooh lovely can the CAS Pussy squad come too to assist in the Cunt kicking please.

They will all love you and Ginger Tom will share your bed and sleep on the bed with you he is a very loving boy until it comes to pisstakers and gurning, green,gross gimlet gobshites
 
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Oh the talent! She's a shoe-in for the lead role in 'Diana - The Musical' ........ then it will be Markled quicker than 'Twang' by Lionel Bart.
 
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It is fascinating , how easy media gets away with a bit of deniability , facts and logic be damned.
"..Finding Freedom, the authors claim that several members of the royal family were “understood to have been ‘quietly pleased’” that Meghan did not attend because they “didn’t want a circus” or, as one senior royal source said, “the Duchess creating a spectacle”.

So “the Duchess creating a spectacle”, according to a royal ''source'' was then made possible with the Duchess wreath, making Philip's funeral almost about the wreath, particularly in US media, yet the poor Duchess was of course completely innocent. These ''terrible Royals'' how dare they claim that she has a thing for :''creating a spectacle,'' in the aftermath of the wreath leak, it is something that should be ignored.
Scabies has shit for brains, its a mystery how their type makes it thru life.
 
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Yes please! I adore the Pussy Squad. the more the merrier.
Here's the game plan - I have a few friends in radio, so I'm hoping to get her on a few interviews, then we'll know right where she is.
we have 2 Krews. One bunch shows up with picket signs,
-Kick the cunt out of the cuntry
-Isn't Meg needed on a yacht somewhere?
-Don't BLM Meg? Why'd you advertise as Caucasian?

That will arouse a little media, enough to distract while our 2nd group waits by the elevator. Done with the interview...let those Killer Pussies have at her.
That's as far as I got with the plan. Suggestions?
 
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Now this is hilariously informative, spouse William Stewart, married twice:
https://celebritytall.com/meghan-markle-measurements/


Equally funny modeling pic:



There is a reason why she never made it.
waist size 25 inches ? What waist?
Shoe size 4 more like a UK 8 - 5‘7” - I really don’t believe any of the measurements -
he is 6’1” ish and she wears at least 3 or 4” heels so would be the same size - (engagement picture is a good example) when she wore flat shows/pumps she is no more than 5’3 or 4 - she is nowhere as tall as PW or Kate -
what a load of tosh
and as for that top - did she get it free from Gemma Collins or is it one of those sauna tops? What a bloody state - she was an embarrassment to TRF and always thrown together no style, no grace -
English girls look better when they pop to Asda in their PJs and hair curlers than she does -
 

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Sounds good:


PS. 1 .They have dogs.
The pussy squad may bolt at the sight of a lab and a beagle.
You need additional planing, liver threats for the dogs may help.
Of course if no dog present, you have no problems.
Also for maximum efficiency you may tie her to a post or similar, cats prefer to spray on vertical surfaces, Ginger Tom will have it easier.
Also the smell(just the smell) of bleach attracts some cats to spray, so once you get her, put a cloth smelling of bleach in her pocket.
PS.2.
I don't know what this is about (the plan) but its funny.

 
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Hazno and Smeg launch their new wonder product

ARSEYWELL SPREAD
Made of Arseys and grown in a test tube in Arseywell.

But what does it do?

I fear it may be cat repellent and the Pussy squad are in trouble!

 
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Can you teach Ginger Tom to miaow in your lovely NY accent and you can take the CAS on the picket line to hiss and piss at her, shes got the morals of an alley cat and the personality of a sewer rat
 
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Can you teach Ginger Tom to miaow in your lovely NY accent and you can take the CAS on the picket line to hiss and piss at her, shes got the morals of an alley cat and the personality of a sewer rat
Oh, you started rhymes now.
There's the idea for your second book.
 
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And more of this please?
 
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So Meghan says to Her Majesty
I want to a Queen. Queen of America.
And the Queen says, no, because to be a Queen you need a Kingdom, and America is not a kingdom.
Okay says Meghan, I’ll be an Empress. Empress of America.
And the Queen says no, to be an Empress you need an Empire, and America is not an Empire.
Meghan sulks and says what can I be then?
And the Queen thinks a bit and says….well America is a country
 
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He'll blame William, obvs. And probably Philip too, given that PP is now dead and cant fight back.
 
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Ginger Tom is not scared of any dog he only has to look at them with his one eye and once he has given them a cuff around the ear they back off, Tom can piss on anything he has a large bladder and can spray at random and he hates the Ginger knob and the green vomit , venomous, vile piece of shite he married
 
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BIB, I lol'd at liver threats for dogs - like come on mate, cut down on the brandies or you'll be in trouble?!
 
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BIB, I lol'd at liver threats for dogs - like come on mate, cut down on the brandies or you'll be in trouble?!
OK, you made my day now, didn't even notice what I have written .
I meant liver treats.
I'm teetotal, so the only logical explanation for "liver threats" is that I'm dumb as fuck.
Alcohol suddenly looks appealing, one has at least a excuse.
 
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She always looked like a fucking sack tied in the middle.
No poise, decorum or deportment whatsoever.
 
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I remember taking my Rottweiler Ralph to meet my mother in laws cat and the cat gave him a left hook so hard that it left a nail in poor Ralph’s head!He was terrified
 
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