Harry and Meghan #134 Wallis and Vomit, supposedly speechless but still have to comment

[Thalia]

Twatty Wankmuffins

 

[JAR21]

Did he seriously expect to be able to film his Nexflix shit on Royal property?

Also, what has his Netflix Invixtus programme got to do with being Royal? Surely it’s about the competitors?

 

[wisebutwild]

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This is brilliant @Chita Love all the little details you manage to include ...... Pc's ears, Camilla's swept back hair, TQ's handbag, Haz's grey suit and heels , Smeg's hair - chicken legs - knees - too big shoes , Farchie's rucksack - beanie hat - kite, and not forgetting Lidl who nobody knows what she looked like but now we do!
Keep them coming, you have a real talent.

 

[freda19]

What a weirdo thicko couple. I just cannot imagine Smegcnut turning over to Harry as they wake-up together and saying: "What do you think about Afghanistan? You were there, what's your opinion?". Because all I see is Harry in a high-chair with a dummy in his mouth shaking a rattle saying: "Mommy! Mommy!" as cash-counting machines whirl in the background.



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If asked about Afghanistan he'd likely say " HELL YAH! That was where I beat the little raghead and paki in my unit with the highest score on Call Of Duty. Happy times ....." stares wistfully at his two framed medals on his bedside table and dreams of his pretty uniforms and gold braid that his granny stole from his tightly clutched hands.

 

[Nuttynana]

So my wee 16 year old boy cat (a ginger ) has seemingly overnight gone blind (obviously it’s been progressively happening and he has been faking it for months, but cats are literally the world masters at faking it)
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Vet thinks it is due to high blood pressure, glaucoma and retinal detachment. He is now on medication to bring down his blood pressure (not happy) and confined inside the house (even more not happy)

If we can bring his BP down, there is a very slight chance he might regain some sight His sister had the same issue a wee while back and got 25% sight back so I’m just praying he might have the same result.

And before anyone judges me on the fact that he was an outside cat, I want to point out he is the world’s worst hunter and would starve if he had to self-feed, so all the native animals and birds are completely safe when he is outside.

Lovely boy and how sad cats do not like being restricted but these things have to be done for his protection ,but he is a Ginger and Ginger Tom is coming around later with the squad to cheer him up and when he recovers he can join the squad as an honourary member and can help with the planning of future operations.

Tom said as long as he can still spray they will guide him to the target

 

[Kezzle]

I too have found myself posting less, I am just so bored of them and there is so much else going on in the world to give them too much headspace BUT I found this last year and had to have a break, it didn't take too long before I was back here raging. We have a lot to look forward to, the release of the epilogue and the resulting inevitable fall out, the court cases, and their promise to be more visible in the run up to winter. There will be plenty of stuff for us to comment on soon enough!

 

[Pippa M]

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Chita,your drawings are amazing .I hope you will make them into a little book and sell it exclusively to us tattlers...

 

[Nuttynana]

Yes, Jacinda is yet another example of the crisis of leadership in the West. She is woke personified, another vacuous waste of space trading on youth, semi-attractiveness and “inclusivity” soundbites. She’s the female equivalent of Justin Trudeau whom I’m really hoping will be ousted next month. All these idiots I’m sure have the full support of H and Mrs 6.

I think the whole world has a vast shortage of decent leaders just look at all the idiots in office they do not have a fucking clue as to how people are feeling and also people are voting for leaders for stupid personal reasons, it's worrying.

If Potus falls we all fall especially if the Harris Harpy takes control.

US needs another election I am sorry to say, don't think they will get it unless they take to the streets and protest very loudly, such a shame to see such a powerful Country sink to this level. The Russians and Chinese must be pissing themselves.

This beacon of Democracy has made themselves a laughing stock, very sad

 

[Pom Bear]

I believe that @Pom Bear is busy relaxing at a spa today and is having a cucumber treatment to cleanse herself from awful views of the Harkles!
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Believe me you get a different perspective on life when you're small

Awwwww xx.
You caught me lol I feel better after my treatment and got Ginger Tom knighted for @Nuttynana xx.

Back in a bit

 

[knoddle]

Here is a feel good story about Afghanistan. I knew this officer and met the dog. She was always iffy with strangers, but she got her happy ending.

Homeward Bound: Afghani puppy made incredible journey to the U.S. to be reunited with the soldier who had to leave her behind

Sgt. Kevin Brady had to leave behind his dog-friend Bailey when he left Afghanistan after a tour of duty. But a pet organization stepped in and helped bring Bailey to the U.S. and reunite the two

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Pom Bear]

This was the photo I tried to find ages ago with smirking markle and some poor old bloke kneeling to them.

I remember this pic...I made this not long after x.
July last year.

 

[ResidentMerkin]

Have they sent them some nappies/diapers that were left over from the Procter and Gamble freebie?

They probably sent Orca's private jets to dive bomb into Kabul to save the day.... yeah right. I can see the headline now on People mag front cover:
Heroic H and our Monarch-in-Waiting M "Carpet bomb the Kabul airport with hand-autographed bananas of support, causing mass banana peel slips to escaping Westerners, Aghans, Taliban and military forces alike. Peace is restored, goodwill to women and service is universal, y'all. God Bless Our Kween"

 

[Scotch Mist]

OMG!

LOL yes

It's noticeable as well that there isn't a camera behind Smeggy and Hazno so in the real interview all Orcas reactions like the 'what!' were cut in afterwards for dramatic effect.

 

[Peachsquish]

Instagram

 

[Miscanthus]

Wouldn't it be great if ALL the Royal family released an statement to say:

"Yes, we each asked if their baby was to be of colour, when both parents claim to be caucasian"

An " I am Spartacus " moment! Genius!

 

[Chita]

I LOVE this thread title.
Also love the Mark Dolan clip.
I think GBNews presenters are of the same opinion as us.

Alex Belfield never lets us down either.
I particularly like it when he greets his viewers as "morning mush"
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[Pom Bear]

Time to catch up x
I'm on page 11 ...I leave this here lol..

Thanks for the Birthday wishes and lovely pics and comments that was a lovely big surprise xx.

Except .....



It isn't my birthday lol

I share the same birthday as Saddam Hussein..April 28th.

My tattle join birthday is February 20th 2020



Big Pom hugs still for such lovely surprises xxxx

 

[Scotch Mist]

Smart hubby.
He's a keeper.
My hubby's eyes glaze over when I start with "Know what them cunts said/did today ? " I thought I could indoctrinate him , but no luck at all.

Well tonight I've been distracted by Katie Price getting beaten up by a mysterious 32 yr old bloke in her house. Who could it be?
So she sold a story to the Sun within 24 hrs. Attagirl pwicey, stay classy.

Watch and learn Smeggy. Pwicey has been invading our privacy for years with her trawls (trolls) complaints, haterz, mad fans, selling her used knickers,sex addict/cross-dressing/only-fans-gay husbands/partners. Now she's added DV to her tragic life experiences.
Now ... maybe Cole someone bopped her, maybe he didn't(she's not pressing charges), but the bleeding lip is from cold sores acquired on her recent maldives holiday and the bruise looks suspiciously like make up and there has been a rumour that a bad story about her is due to hit the press so we have been watching out for distraction/sympathy tactics coming into play. Damage control? Pity party? Like I said, watch and learn Smeggy.
Blagging, freeloading, scamming, kiss&tells, lies, manipulation ... Pwicey leads the way, others follow.

A leap into the future where Harry has ditched Meghan and taken up with Katie Price, who only married him because he's got plastic kids and she doesn't have to feed them anything (not even toad in the hole)

By this time Hazno has shrunk all over to match his balls

 

[Silbee]

Angela Levin was on GB News earlier this evening talking about Funding Freedom and she hit the nail on the head again

That was a fantastic interview. So the RF does have a good idea of what's in the book. Diana, primarily it seems to me.

Considering he's told friends he really can't remember that much about her that's going to be interesting.

Also, he's blocked lots of friends or just changed his number and hasn't let them know the new one. He's been completely isolated by her.

 

[KuntyChopsMcghee]

Thanks @Cassandra333 for the new thread and well done to @50sGirl for coming up with such an appropriate title.

Aren't the Harkles and Co a bunch of Cunts? I must admit though I'm rather looking forward to the fallout when the Queen sends in the legal team. I might grab some whilst I'm out shopping later. I hope Scabie McScaibface is first on the hit list.

Happy Monday everyone