The Montecito Songbook Collective are celebrating Hazno and Smeg's performative announcement on Afghanistan by releasing their new single, Chito Girl. If you want to sing along, Billy Joel's
Uptown Girl might prove useful.
Chito Girl
She'd been living in her Suit case world
I bet she never had a regular guy
I bet her mama always told her why
She was only a suitcase girl
She'd been living in her D-list world
Roasting chickens with SoHo man
Was part of her Hazza plan
That's how she’s a Chito girl
And as she knows what
She wants from her time
And when she gears up
And goes for what he’s got
She'll see she’s not so tough
Although we know
She is very very rough
She knows we've seen her in her yachtgirl world
She collected all the high class toys
Which were presents from her SoHo boys
She's got a voice
Chito girl
You know she liked it when men gave her swirls
When she met Hazza all her ships came in
Till then it was footballers and maybe even Earls
And she got her hooks in
And when she's walking
She needs papping like a drug
And when she's talking
She's lying like a rug
Chito girl
She's a yachtworld girl.