Halloween costumes!!!
And by "medical team" I'm sensing this means Mattel?
Ah, maybe Smegz is actually taking "Mattelnity Leave"?
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Halloween costumes!!!22 August 2021
From the Desk of Sec. Nigel Davies
Buckingham Palace
London
To whom it may concern:
For those of you accompanying HRH the Duke of York on his morning jogs, the
head of security and his physician would like to issue the following clarifications:
1. These excursions are intended to encourage the Duke’s weight loss efforts. Stopping
at McDonald’s for a Double-Double Quarter Pounder with cheese meal (Really?
Who needs that much meat??) and then going to three different coffee shops for tea
and crullers before you even start jogging is not helping. Please do not call ahead and
ask them to open just for the Duke’s jogging party, and do not ask for extra cheese.
2. The Duke is hereby informed that asking random female tourists to “join me for
tea” with sesame seeds stuck in his teeth and a steamed milk mustache is only resulting
in embarrassing Tik-Tok videos, and he is to stop this at once.
On a related note, Mr. Jack Brooksbank and HRH Princess Eugenie will be having,
over palace objections, a car boot sale hosted in the Kensington Palace parking area
on Saturday starting at 8AM sharp. All are invited to attend. Fans of the Sussexes
may enjoy life-size portraits of Meghan Markle as various historical figures at rock-
bottom prices as well as various figurines of dogs playing poker. Other items include
a large collection of bunion medical suppies, fake pregnancy bellies that we are positive
were used for Halloween costumes only, and eight volumes of what appear to be
rough draft of Prince Harry’s upcoming new book, Being the Prince Who Hates
Himself and The People Who Agree With Me.
Nigel Davies
Buckingham Palace
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And by "medical team" I'm sensing this means Mattel?That could be just one of the things the palace will dispute. There must be dozens of palace staff who were
at the lies spouted in the porker interview and by scoobie. They will be more than happy to give evidence of witnessed conversations or actions that decry the snarkles version of events.
Wouldn't it be delicious irony if the palace demanded the medical team who looked after the farchy farce explain why they didn't refer smeggy for specialist help when she claimed she was suffering mentally during the 'pregnancy'. It is part of the pregnancy routine "So, everything is going well with baby, so how about mum? How are you coping? Any worries about impending motherhood or anxiety or fears? Anything you want to discuss at all?"
If I had said something like that, on TV or not, CPS would be so far up my ass I could taste the court orders. The kids would be with a relative, probably the dog too, cops would have taken my guns and I'd be on an involuntary hold. Not to mention I'd lose guardianship of my father, someone else would be my guardian and I would own nothing right now. These two say and do all this flaky crap and everyone tells them what a good job they're doing.What annoys me is that no one is following up on the claim that a woman carrying a baby had suicidal ideation. Did she get help? Was she able to access residential mental care?
We don't know, because everyone has just accepted that was a big fat lie, but why does she get away with it?
Yankee Wally bought it for £2.81 and gave her opinion on it. Said don't bother! Grammar is bad. She thinks it was written by a non English speaker. Includes some chapters. I posted her video upthreadI agree that something odd is going on with Scrotie. We know that the Harkles colluded with the writing of the original book (even though they denied it). There is no other explanation for them being so keen for it to be published.
Then they distanced themselves from it claiming it was a work of fiction because of the court case. Now Scrotie is keen to get out some updates from the previous year they are pretending that its nothing to do with themof course it could just be Scrotie cashing in but it's likely that the Harkles do have something they want out there and have briefed him accordingly.
As we we haven't seen the updates/epilogue we don't know if it contains anything potentially libellous. Scrotie will be markled for sure soon enough probably ver soon.
If Hazno's publishers think there's anything that the royal family could sue over in his book they will make sure that its erased. No publisher leaves themselves open to a lawsuit willingly. That's why I think his book will be bland and ultimately disappointing to everyone who was expecting juicy stuff.
Here you areI saw this and thought it could be modified by one of you fabulous Tattlers. @Pom Bear?
I found that odd too. I thought it wasn't due out until the 31st August, the anniversary of Di's death? How did she get it and how have others on amazon been able to review it, as in the screen shots she showed.Yankee Wally bought it for £2.81 and gave her opinion on it. Said don't bother! Grammar is bad. She thinks it was written by a non English speaker. Includes some chapters. I posted her video upthread
Same here.I want to know the outcome of the bullying allegations. That's all gone very quiet
BIB - I’m always slightly bemused at how Wallis snuffles around getting her snout into every possible trough, but is outraged at anyone else doing the same thing.I found that odd too. I thought it wasn't due out until the 31st August, the anniversary of Di's death? How did she get it and how have others on amazon been able to review it, as in the screen shots she showed.
Also she says it is thin, more like a leaflet than anything ... but I thought it was an extra chapter/epilogue to the actual book Funding Freebies and an excuse to shift more of the books.
Also YW says the writing/print is very big. That's a ploy often used (in my opinion) to pad out a book. Then there's the grammar issue and it appearing written by a non English speaker (true dat). Not proof read at all it seems. All very amateur stuff, even more so than the original.
So all in all I suspect scoobs is winging it on this one, doing it for himself and Durand for another payday from deluded sugars and getting his snout in the trough before everything goes tits-over-arse for the snarkles. It smacks of him using info gleaned during smeggy chats as the basis for this epilogue without running it past her first and she is not a happy bunny at being used. Suck it up buttercup.
Honestly, they are all back stabbing bar stewards. There is no honour among thieves.
Biden has more self tanning cream and bronzer than Minge and Trump combined . Im asyonished no one has made the same "orange face" comments they did daily between 2016 and 2020They really are overpriviledged, overindulged, weak chin wankers they are good for nothing and grubbed down with us they would not survive.
Anne is fine she could run a riding stables, Edward is feeble and hasn't shown any talent for anything, nice enough but a limp dick, the fat York should have made a career in the Navy and been castrated and we wouldn't have to suffer those gurning, grinning pop eyed prats, Charles would have been a great market garden farmer.
The ginger thing should have been sent to Africa and been in the line of a herd of rampaging Elephants.
All in all they are as useful as Haddocks bucket minge at a gay wedding.
Haddock minge and Cod balls still seem to be teflon coated to an extent, he appears to have powerful, corrupt allies over there and all as bent as a fiddlers elbow and for all they say about their republican ideal they still want that connection!!
If he loses his titles will they want him then I wonder?? Bet Wokedom has taken a hit alongside Bidens popularity at the moment, sometimes I look at him and he looks like the walking dead.
Sorry if I offend our Murican Tattlers but I reckon he is suffering from dementia!!
The hypocrisy of the American media knows no bounds.Biden has more self tanning cream and bronzer than Minge and Trump combined . Im asyonished no one has made the same "orange face" comments they did daily between 2016 and 2020
@Pom Bear, thanks so muchThank you very much that's lovely to hearxx
One extra made for youx
Farch is very embarrassed..he weren't allowed to vote due to looking far too young so he had to get a very nice man to sneak his vote card in.
Farch weren't happy..he said to himself.."..After all these years as a great granddad, paying my taxes and working over forty years I can't even get to bloody vote".
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I hear the butlers in the VIP room will do anything you ask. Apparently the canapes are amazing. Kate Moss was in there once.
If you believe that StrongWrite twitter is Meghan, she claimed that Biden is paying their security. CDAN also made this claim.
I wish it would get out. British and Canadian taxpayers had no tolerance for them - I very much doubt that Americans would either, if they thought they were paying.
I got the impression that it was a summary of the newspaper articles, rather than an official book by Scabies?I found that odd too. I thought it wasn't due out until the 31st August, the anniversary of Di's death? How did she get it and how have others on amazon been able to review it, as in the screen shots she showed.
Also she says it is thin, more like a leaflet than anything ... but I thought it was an extra chapter/epilogue to the actual book Funding Freebies and an excuse to shift more of the books.
Also YW says the writing/print is very big. That's a ploy often used (in my opinion) to pad out a book. Then there's the grammar issue and it appearing written by a non English speaker (true dat). Not proof read at all it seems. All very amateur stuff, even more so than the original.
So all in all I suspect scoobs is winging it on this one, doing it for himself and Durand for another payday from deluded sugars and getting his snout in the trough before everything goes tits-over-arse for the snarkles. It smacks of him using info gleaned during smeggy chats as the basis for this epilogue without running it past her first and she is not a happy bunny at being used. Suck it up buttercup.
Honestly, they are all back stabbing bar stewards. There is no honour among thieves.
Seems to be it. Same reviews as YW mentioned re grammar etc.I got the impression that it was a summary of the newspaper articles, rather than an official book by Scabies?
ETA I think this is it, although the price is different:
Amazon product
Why thank you So much Pom Bear!
"Wallis and Vomit"I also work in healthcare specialising in people with learning disabilities and long term/chronic medical conditions. I have far more time for them than I do Wallis and Vomit!
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