Welcome to thread 9! Thanks to @Maria1212 for the title.
I do this on purpose so Super Jack can continue to be the thread mascot instead of a greasy egg, sorry lads.
So what has Hannah done..? She's back in the dating game, seeing a fella from Portsmouth and frequenting the local arcades and cinemas (this is all conjecture). She's spending a lot of time 'round a mates', avoiding looking after her little lads and pondering when it will finally be big coat weather.
She's still at college (which she helpfully reminded us all that we are paying for, keep clicking those links huns) learning how to irritate new friends and wear all the clothes she owns all at once. We've been treated to a few forced selfies and a video of her doing a shot of tequila, which I for one cannot forget.
She's hinting at the return of The Leopard so I've added a cheeky 'lil poll. Knock yourselves out lads.
Oh, and she also claims she invented self care.
Ladies and gentlemen, fashion influencer Hannah Gale:
I do this on purpose so Super Jack can continue to be the thread mascot instead of a greasy egg, sorry lads.
So what has Hannah done..? She's back in the dating game, seeing a fella from Portsmouth and frequenting the local arcades and cinemas (this is all conjecture). She's spending a lot of time 'round a mates', avoiding looking after her little lads and pondering when it will finally be big coat weather.
She's still at college (which she helpfully reminded us all that we are paying for, keep clicking those links huns) learning how to irritate new friends and wear all the clothes she owns all at once. We've been treated to a few forced selfies and a video of her doing a shot of tequila, which I for one cannot forget.
She's hinting at the return of The Leopard so I've added a cheeky 'lil poll. Knock yourselves out lads.
Oh, and she also claims she invented self care.
Ladies and gentlemen, fashion influencer Hannah Gale: