Hannah Gale #15 The hunchback of Worthing beach

[Peaches9]

That post reads so badly. She is trying to fit in with the slummy mummy insta crew (like tired and tested) but those women make it relatable because it’s obvious they adore their children. This was painful to read. Poor boys

 

[Gossipgirl69]

Sorry if anyone does this but constantly referring to your kid as 'babe' sounds like your talking to a mate. I know its Hannah trying to be 'cool' but it just feels cold.

That part is obvious for tiny bf x

 

[Maria1212]

This is one of the most problematic paragraphs about being a mum I have ever read.

I think its telling that rather than call it ‘The Joys of Motherhood’ as the series should be, she call ‘Motherhood in 2024’. There is no joy there.

Those poor boys. I can honestly imagine her handing them back to Chris and disappearing into a new life.

God yeah, the lack of the joy in the title has to be telling, doesn't it

 

[emm]

What was the bit about £5 for cooking? That whole post was easily the worst yet by a long, long way

 

[MrsBouvier]

This is one of the most problematic paragraphs about being a mum I have ever read.

I think its telling that rather than call it ‘The Joys of Motherhood’ as the series should be, she call ‘Motherhood in 2024’. There is no joy there.

Those poor boys. I can honestly imagine her handing them back to Chris and disappearing into a new life.

Tell me you hate your children without telling me you hate your children.

 

[Mamchat]

Really sad post ..she sounds depressed..I can't see the one blowing up.

 

[babybell]

What was the bit about £5 for cooking? That whole post was easily the worst yet by a long, long way

I think she means school have asked for it. Which feels very much more like senior school than year one. A reference to endless £1 coins for dress down days (dress like a number for the NSPCC anyone?!) would have made more sense.

But god that is so depressing. No joy at all. And babe is so grim.

 

[Kat_Valentine]

That part is obvious for tiny bf x

Calling your kid babe is wild and I find it a bit creepy

 

[TheLastLolo]

I don’t get the ‘sorry I’m not sure if you can hear me. HOW WAS YOUR DAY?’ part?

 

[imtakingabath]

I don’t get the ‘sorry I’m not sure if you can hear me. HOW WAS YOUR DAY?’ part?

Kids often ignore you when you ask how their day was. Her phrasing is pretty passive aggressive though!

 

[belle0610]

Kids often ignore you when you ask how their day was. Her phrasing is pretty passive aggressive though!

My kids apparently forget everything they’ve done that day as soon as they walk out of the gates

 

[Instatwat]

I don’t get the ‘sorry I’m not sure if you can hear me. HOW WAS YOUR DAY?’ part?

I thought that was her trying to talk to TB over the sounds of the kids bickering or playing loudly… so SO much worse if it’s the pass-agg way she’s talking to her kids

 

[belle0610]

Another day another take away coffee for Hannah!

 

[influencerbore]

I don’t get the ‘sorry I’m not sure if you can hear me. HOW WAS YOUR DAY?’ part?

Passive aggressive! She sounds like a right witch to those kids in that word jumble

 

[UsernameLeah]

That was.. awful. Truly.
I fear one day she will have a lot more to say about parental estrangement, this time from both sides.

 

[TheLastLolo]

I have a 6 year old… I don’t speak to him that way and he never hears me

 

[Koalabear]

There is nothing 2024 about this either. Motherhood looked exactly the same in the previous years. Perhaps she's added 2024 because it's the first year where she actually had to parent by herself.

 

[emm]

My kids apparently forget everything they’ve done that day as soon as they walk out of the gates

I remember being asked that by my parents on the way back from primary school and just saying "nothing" or "I don't remember"
I get parents wanting to be realistic but there's realistic and then there is just endless depressing complaints

 

[ophelia1990]

“can you be quiet just a second babe, mummy’s trying to listen to a voice note” couldn’t sum her up more really. What a self absorbed twit.

why is she catching up on missed lectures? Surely of all people she should be able to attend them all. An excuse to palm her kids off on someone else? That’s Hannah’s dream

 

[CoraSP]

I thought that was her trying to talk to TB over the sounds of the kids bickering or playing loudly… so SO much worse if it’s the pass-agg way she’s talking to her kids

Yeah this is what I thought.

Also, AS IF she's on the pta