Hannah Gale #13 Hannah Gale and the MaGiCaL nEw ChApTeR, Featuring As Few Children As Possible

[Kat_Valentine]

Also, she says today is a day off from ‘childcare & work’ isn’t it so sad that she calls looking after her own children childcare, or is that just me? And what work Hannah?

 

[Bleurghgram]

I don’t believe for one second that those cheapo thongs will hold in her tummy in with their low-budget lace that’ll be bobbly after one wash.

Say what you want about HG but those thongs are M&S and I will not have their underwear spoken about like that

 

[majestic26]

Quite a hill to die on. Wonder if she'd let Schofe put her kids to bed so she could have a bath?

 

[Lemlaz]

Is she watercolour painting something to do with science?

She often watercolours her college notes because she clearly has fuck all else to do.

 

[Yoyolady]

If by exercise you mean ‘lights a candle outside whilst wearing yoga gear’ then yes, yes she does.

Does she do any exercise? Or is that the walk from the car to the donut shop?

 

[Daisymai]

Found it I think

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[Kat_Valentine]

How does a mother of two young kids have a “slow girl summer”?

Exactly this. I have three under 4 and I’m just having a ‘survival girl’ summer.

 

[influencerbore]

Jesus Christ no

 

[ada-lovelace]

Breaking news: Hannah wanted to be selfish but had to parent instead. Someone will have to come over and do bedtime for her now.

How does someone who’s been a mother for 5 years think that they’d be able to sit and read a book at a beach with a two year old! For starters that wouldn’t even be safe! She’s such an odd woman.

 

[sallybreadsticks]

What have I missed?

 

[influencerbore]

As someone who has a very poorly baby who has to have surgery soon, this whole selling your kid for likes on Instagram leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I haven’t put anything on Instagram as it’s personal, my family and friends know and they are supporting us through this terrible time.
I wish there were laws in place to protect children from their game hungry parents

 

[RestingBunchFace]

Maybe it will finally wake her up to what a hard day’s work looks like. Hard graft, long hours and difficult decisions without social media sycophants constantly patting you on the back.

Does anyone remember a few years ago when she did a day in the life of a working mum blog post? It was awful and cringe - basically her eating snacks and going to Aldi with a bit of social media posting and photo editing in between. Obviously it completely backfired because parents with proper jobs responded saying this is barely work! It read like a parody.

 

[MRSELM]

Fair enough, but she is in bed. If I was the parent of the other child though I wouldn’t be particularly happy. I know 5 year olds have some level of independence and as the article you posted explains that has benefits, but when it’s someone else’s child there’s a difference IMO. If it were me, and we had a play date in the diary and I was unwell, I’d cancel.

BINGO. I find out my kid is at a playdate and the mom is still in bed while my kid is there.. and we have a problem. A VERY big one.

 

[Kat_Valentine]

If I came home from Aldi and called it a haul, I would understand if my husband wanted a divorce it’s the weekly shop you idiot

 

[Daisymai]

The irony of these two stories one after the other

 

[madmare01]

I’m possibly early to a trend for the first time in my whole life here..but I’ve been ‘embracing’ cycle shorts under dresses for about 5 years to stop my chunky thighs from embracing each other

 

[Chatterbox2412]

Nah sorry, if she was a scheme mum on benefits lying in her bed while her kid & pal played people would be outraged!!

 

[nogoodusernamesleft]

Does Hannah know what alas means?

 

[Wtfreally]

Those shoes!!!!!! Those school shoes!!!! You sent your kid out in those?!? Fucking shame on her.

 

[influencerbore]

mango are selling these monstrosities, don’t show Hannah