Goodman Sisters #9 Lauryn Goodman, the only pussy KW didn’t want to keep 🐈

[MrsDon1]

They can’t acknowledge they are on holiday together cos it was probably a working holiday. Whores on Tour. Buy one get one free but cash in hand cos of the taxman.

 

[Jolie1988]

Oh look at the state of that old tart, relatable single mami , do all my single mamis prefer, a summer or winter 5 star holiday??? Is she for fucking real???? Na doll in the real world where single mamis don't shag rich men for a 18 year cash machine they work and pay bills through a cost of living crisis. Cannot wait til that dumpy little cunt falls on her arse.

 

[Keepingupappearances]

So lauryn is saying her son can speak amazing Spanish and ordered their meals haha!!!!!!! Does she have him enrolled in Spanish school at 2 years old?!?!?

 

[PenelopeStraw]

Loz has defo grown up being the odd sister out. Chloe the pretty one (minus turkey teef) with some shred of fame with TV exposure and now has the family. Amelia the intelligent one (I use that term loosely) having a degree and her aesthetic business.

Meanwhile Losagne has neither brains or beauty. No career, no stable relationships. Convicted benefit cheat. Living in her Mums box room. No friends apart from the midsize mess. The only good thing is Kairo, but she'd rather palm him off on a nanny and uses him for her own gain ie. mansion and money.

And this stuff she could change. But she sits there seething with jealousy and bitterness towards everyone, because she refuses to work for things. She is fully deluded that she deserves everything handed to her on a plate.

 

[Beggman12]

I must admit prozza you do give good entertainment

 

[Jolie1988]

She's back to private, I reckon the sad sack put herself on public profile as she was hoping for lots of 'happy birthday to the best slag there is'


#lookwhoseintherejectbin

 

[Lizzy 93]

Do we remember when she was shouting at the Tesco/Asda worker was it ? Brighton weasel can’t get no diesel - one of my fave titles you lot created and recorded the lady
That was disgusting

 

[4FoxAche]

Ooops legal papers to my door for saying love child

Kairo Goodman the alleged love child of Lauryn Goodman and Kyle Walker - whom Kyle has never acknowledged - conceived whilst Kyle was on a brief break from his long-term partner, now wife, Annie Kilner.

I think I hit all the banned phrases.

 

[spilllltheteeee]

Awww so all her happy birthdays are in her dms ofcourse they are

 

[spilllltheteeee]

she does think she’s some bit of gear doesn’t she
For a girl who is ugly has an ugly personality and not one single thing going for her I can’t understand how she loves herself as much as she does
Can someone explain what her bare arse has to do with kairos curls?

 

[Beggman12]

Whilst Annie is casually watching her super star husband play. Something beggman and the cash check will never be able to do

 

[PenelopePitstop]

Pictures for the banned community….. Also Chloe is posting up telling Grant to get the snip snip… why doesn’t she get her tubes tied since she almost died and all the issues she had… no she is protecting herself if they split so he can’t have more kids and she will get full maintenance… in short so he doesn’t end up with someone like her sister……

 

[PenelopeStraw]

She takes him on holidays to places she wants to go so she can pose for the gram.
She dresses him head to toe in beige baggy designer clothes so she can brag he's in Balenciaga.

Nothing is for him and all for show! If he ever wanted to wear bright clothes with dinosaurs on or asked to go Disneyland, she would probably say, 'No Kai' and force a football in his hands

 

[sadstateofaffairs]

Could she beg any louder for comments on her post 44 and half of them are her replying wahahaha!

They’re ball’s deep in tattle and Annie is living her best life, karma is a wonderful thing! All her old single mami supporters have fucked off, nobody is arsed with her, hardly any engagement on her posts now! We’re on here getting a pish laugh at her and how sad she is

Oh and just incase you have forgot - Mrs Walker owns you! No wonder she hashtags #walker it’s a nod to who pays for her lifestyle I pity you relying on Annie’s money! Cos what’s Kyle’s is hers remember that

 

[jimginjan]

Can’t wait for the shit toks and constant updates saying she’s there working & just because she’s a single parent insulted how anyone dares to question she affords it….

Says she paid for it when we know KW had to run about on footie pitch for 15 mins to fund this debacle lol

 

[spilllltheteeee]

As much as she clearly loves him Annie isn’t stupid she’s made sure and her and boys will be alright

 

[sadstateofaffairs]

She’s actually fucking hilarious Pure humiliation typing #walker on every post! He doesn’t want you desperate dan!

Everything she does is calculated, vindictive and manipulative!

 

[Pointandlaugh89]

I'm just hoping Annie has Kyle's 4th child soon and kairo gets even more irrelevant if that's possible (sorry kai my bad but it's your hoaching selfish mother's fault) it'll be full scale cray cray from the beggers she will not be able to contain her bitter self and I can't fucking wait

 

[spilllltheteeee]

Annie doesn’t need to spend loads of designer clothes she’s could wear a bin bag and blow everyone out the water

 

[spilllltheteeee]

Cost of living crisis people are on their knees working hard and struggling then these 2 munters don’t work and can swan off on holiday whenever they please bcz they trapped a footballer!! Then have the brass neck to try and act relatable