Kairo is obsessed with all of those things that Kyle likes or has? Hmmmm. Interesting. Quicker just to say Lauryn is obsessed with Kyle.
She's such a bleeping gone wrong
She's such a bleeping gone wrong
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how the hell would a 2/3 year old like golf without someone close to him playing it. She is batshit crazy.
Was there not something a few months back of Kyle liking golf or playing golf? If I haven't misremembered then she's absolutely roasting for mentioning that now.
She's never mentioned that before, she's bleeping deranged
She's never mentioned that before, she's bleeping deranged
Golf?! Heโs 2 
Football obvvvvv after the man that ignores him 
I despair of this reprobate... How about you protect your child ahead of obsession over a man that doesn't want either of use.
I despair of this reprobate... How about you protect your child ahead of obsession over a man that doesn't want either of use.
Iโm sure I remember Kyle playing golf a while ago.
Recent Rob and Romesh episode with the 3 lions-they go play golf with Kyle ๐ซ
Proper nutter that one, does she think Kyle will be stalking her page and be like oh look the lad likes golf and football I better get in touch with my one night stand and suddenly be besties with the child which I have ignored for 3 years ๐ซ ๐ซ ๐ซ
Yeah in All or Nothing: Man City he's seen playing golf, also.
A few times he's mentioned or seen playing golf. We know he has a swimming pool - Kairo loves to swim. Hulk and Superheroes etc I swear Kyle I vaguely remember Kyle mentioning superheroes or Marvel when doing some gaming thing on his story.
Think RRR also seem to like those types of things and dinosaurs (from vague memory of Sian's stories and things they're tagged in on Insta).
She is genuinely trying to make him part of the family. She'll be insisting he's set a place at the table for dinner next. Jesus wept.
A few times he's mentioned or seen playing golf. We know he has a swimming pool - Kairo loves to swim. Hulk and Superheroes etc I swear Kyle I vaguely remember Kyle mentioning superheroes or Marvel when doing some gaming thing on his story.
Think RRR also seem to like those types of things and dinosaurs (from vague memory of Sian's stories and things they're tagged in on Insta).
She is genuinely trying to make him part of the family. She'll be insisting he's set a place at the table for dinner next. Jesus wept.
And also letโs not forget that asking about birthday parties is a pure beg for freebies for KYLE WALKER who plays for Englandโs son.
Her insta bio is bullshit too, it should read:
Mummy to Kairo Goodman.
Stalker of Kyle Walker.
Love to make a show of myself and call myself an influencer or campaigner
Total bullshit
Good vibes only (I'll show how much of an odious bleep I am at every opportunity but you can't say that)
My fake email address for management
Here's my scam of a website that I've forgotten about now it makes no money and I can fleece Kyle for 8k a month
Cuntychops.
Mummy to Kairo Goodman.
Stalker of Kyle Walker.
Love to make a show of myself and call myself an influencer or campaigner
Total bullshit
Good vibes only (I'll show how much of an odious bleep I am at every opportunity but you can't say that)
My fake email address for management
Here's my scam of a website that I've forgotten about now it makes no money and I can fleece Kyle for 8k a month
Cuntychops.
My 3 year old likes golf but only because his dad plays it in his spare time. Like how the duck would Kairo know about golf?! Itโs not as if prolapse chops goes to the driving range every week. Unless itโs to stalk Kyle 
I always think she canโt sink any lower and then she does ๐ซ ๐ซฃ
I always think she canโt sink any lower and then she does ๐ซ ๐ซฃ
So did he get a wee set of toy golf clubs this month instead of trainers?
She will. Remember Sian got this exact cake made for one of kyles 3 boys. Canโt mind which one. Maybe Riian
Maybe if she wants to run with the pretend themes she had provided due to her own obsession of Kyle, she could put a jobcentreplus, condom ,frying pan (forehead) begging symbol and a family portrait of the walker family on a cake so that everyone can see the links with her
I honestly believe we aren't reaching here and she has genuinely stalked him online so much that she (thinks she) knows everything about him.
Just so she can say, 'Oh he gets that from his Dad! Do you know KYLE WALKER footballer?? We had a 10 year (delusional) relationship!'
Just so she can say, 'Oh he gets that from his Dad! Do you know KYLE WALKER footballer?? We had a 10 year (delusional) relationship!'
It's the obsession with a man who doesn't want anything to do with her sprog....I'd want to be the opposite of everything he is if someone treated my child like that. Pity you can't buy some self respect and dignity with that 8k a month Lauryn
Chloe also on the beg for free birthday tit.
Her bleeping nashers look like they are from a joke shop
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Her bleeping nashers look like they are from a joke shop
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