Not the LED light for a fatherSeems like a fair trade …. A Daddy for an LED sign
they’ve done her dirty there
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they’ve done her dirty there
Sorry I know I shouldn’t laugh but that’s funny as!
Poor kids… it’s HER I’m laughing at! Boasting about 14 event planners, who actually gives a duck! You couldn’t provide them with a stable father who wasn’t already taken and married with a whole ass family already!!
She used the words "we" and "our". Shes chooses it, he pays for it. Im guessing!!! 
Or is she choosing those words to attmpy to mess with a new mother!! Is she clever enough to do that
Or is she choosing those words to attmpy to mess with a new mother!! Is she clever enough to do that
I laughed when I read it, 14 event plannersSorry I know I shouldn’t laugh but that’s funny as!
Poor kids… it’s HER I’m laughing at! Boasting about 14 event planners, who actually gives a duck! You couldn’t provide them with a stable father who wasn’t already taken and married with a whole ass family already!!
for a little party in a gym hall. Maybe 14 businesses used but you only need 1 event planner!!! Although why she needed one for a soft play anyway!!! Managed to do them every year when my kids were younger!
Can’t even get her Maw to babysit Kairo without Kyle having to pay Carron cash
.Hopeless family.
Paid help.
If my thread title doesn’t win, I’m doing a Lauren and blaming Annie, as obvs will be Annie’s fault??
Might say Kyle is punishing my kids too YOLO
Might say Kyle is punishing my kids too YOLO
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I think she'll always say "we" and it will mean Kyle. About their miracle babiesHold on… surely she doesn’t mean Kyle in this WE and OUR??!I’m absolutely mortified for her!! She can’t seriously mean that? Mind you, who the duck else could it be about!
#blessed---
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Lavish birthday party? Hardly. A wallpaper pasting table with paper plates and cheap buns with KW on them (just incase he forgets his initials). An empty gym hall (Hardly a lavish venue) and some cheap nasty pitta bread slices with hummas and bananas, just what every 4 year old wants to eat. No sign of a single kid present and no sign of any gifts, cards. Where's the clown, where the entertainment? .
Where's the DJ, Where's the draped curtains to cover up the gym walls. That party probably cost all of £500 and I'd sack the catering if they turned up with that food
Where's the DJ, Where's the draped curtains to cover up the gym walls. That party probably cost all of £500 and I'd sack the catering if they turned up with that food
No, the initials mania is so so weird!! Not an English thing at all, and you’d think she’d be going on even less seeing as Kyle’s initials are the same and he doesn’t even see them. Not normal all this bizarrely slapping initials on everything, even round her gammy neck ffs. She’s obsessed! Only thing I’ve seen a bit similar is the other strange mum whatshername Sam Faiers from TOWIE. Haven’t seen anything about her for a while but I remember she was obsessed with the older boy and used the word journey a lot, plus initials stamped on everything. She may as well have been single herself, another delulu going on about a man who’s thick as tit and not seeming interested.
Another 
word Emosh.
duck off Lauryn with your burners and bulshit.
word Emosh. duck off Lauryn with your burners and bulshit.
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Event planners?
You mean small businesses that do cakes and tit, ok hun
Sent from my 1 and only phone (don’t do burners)
You mean small businesses that do cakes and tit, ok hun
Sent from my 1 and only phone (don’t do burners)
“I know not everyone can” in relation to breastfeeding that’s a dig if ever I saw one and explains her obsession with breastfeeding! A few have questioned previously if it relates to Annie and now I’m wondering maybe you’re right! Shes so weird!Another
duck off Lauryn with your burners and bulshit.
I would much rather speak to my health visitor or midwife then that slag
She wrote that crap message herself.
This is a reflection on how lauryn thinks the world should see her but due to her extremely absent IQ she doesn't seem to get into that empty head that she is so obviously writing to herself
No one can stand the home wrecking clown.
This is a reflection on how lauryn thinks the world should see her but due to her extremely absent IQ she doesn't seem to get into that empty head that she is so obviously writing to herself
No one can stand the home wrecking clown.
FML… bore off with breastfeeding. No one’s asking you for any information or advice Lauren your kids ain’t newborns just do one!
Let’s be honest 80% of her followers dislike her guts and are just there with the popcorn waiting for the drama.
Not one flaming chocolate button in sightEvent planners?
You mean small businesses that do cakes and tit, ok hun
Sent from my 1 and only phone (don’t do burners)
Lozza chatting to herself on insta stories
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