Goodman Sisters #60 I'm four but me mums a stinking bore

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Who is on the wine and cans tonight

Not you lottie not allowed
I am on the vino! Not big drinks tonight though I've got to behave for the match tomorrow so prepare yourselves because I will definitely be acting myself huffing him & being told that's my finish till next weekend
Got to enjoy myself before the granddaughter arrives because I've been told I've got to be sensible FFS it's not my child!
 
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Well ladies, I'm flabbergasted. Unfortunately I died on the hill that Kyle wasn't the dad.

I'll be having some sangria tonight to celebrate, understandably x
 
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love it, I toned back my drinking when I had my nieces and nephews and the amount of times I go up to Scotland and 2 of them call me auntie prosecco
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Well ladies, I'm flabbergasted. Unfortunately I died on the hill that Kyle wasn't the dad.

I'll be having some sangria tonight to celebrate, understandably x
If you put pernod in sangria you can't remember the evening, happened to me in estapona years ago. I was with my ex and the police stopped me and I started singing nothings going to change my love for you.

Polis weren't happy and my ex was raging at the absolute state of me the next day

I cant remember
 
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love it, I toned back my drinking when I had my nieces and nephews and the amount of times I go up to Scotland and 2 of them call me auntie prosecco
Well they will be between us & her mam (they're both only 17 ) so I'm hoping they go to hers on a weekend I don't mind cutting back but we've said it's their daughter obviously we don't mind helping them out. We don't go out that often so we like to have a good drink on a weekend (little sippy sips during the week )
Auntie prosecco love that
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I’ve got myself a nice bottle of pink Prosecco like the classy northern chav I am
Enjoy it pet!
 
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Awww bless their wee hearts, I think it's fab when folk are young parents, it means that they can be around their children longer.

Am approaching 40 and no kids but if I did it all over again I would have had kids young
 
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I'm a bottle of Oyster Bay deep already tonight! Long arse week I tell you!
 
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Awww bless their wee hearts, I think it's fab when folk are young parents, it means that they can be around their children longer.

Am approaching 40 and no kids but if I did it all over again I would have had kids young
My oldest is 25 I was 19 when I had him. It was so hard money wise. They're in for a massive shock but we will do all we can to help them. We've got 4 lads so she is going to be ruined! Can't wait to meet her now
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Loz and Smeg boasting about who’s the bigger whore
Final entry x

Loz & her mirror 🪞
 
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Vodka and cranberry out of a can for me but with a straw as I'm not a complete animal
 
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My oldest is 25 I was 19 when I had him. It was so hard money wise. They're in for a massive shock but we will do all we can to help them. We've got 4 lads so she is going to be ruined! Can't wait to meet her now
My mum got married at 17 and was desperate for a family as soon as she got married she had my brothers then me at 24 and then my sisters am so glad I've had a long time with my mum and hope for many more years. Yes money wise it might be hard, but a wee grandbaby to enjoy is amazing.
 
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You sound like an amazing nanny to be, and I could only wish my mum was like you xx
 
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