Goodman Sisters #15 My neck, my back my prolapsed puss and my dodgy crack

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Totally gonna derail for a minute because I've seen my arse hahaha.

Still in paid and decided to buy myself some fake tan. Just light Bondi Sands because I want to not look so pale. With foundation and tan, do you just go a shade or two darker? I know, totally irrelevant to Loz BUT I'm trying to distract myself from the fact I look like Casper's paler cousin and want to feel less crappy haha.

She's still a bleeping freak having him tagged. That business is stupid and the kids doesn't have manners he terrorised a plan FFS.
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speaking of faces, jst gna leave these here
Enough to shrivel a porn stars dick is our Loz
 
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@e.l.lofthouse im no expert but I always use the same shade of foundation no matter what I never make myself that dark that it looks silly just mibi add some bronzer when uv tan on??
Use Annie’s method less is more and not Lauren’s Kat slater on a 3 night bender look and you’ll be fine 😂😂😂😂😂
 
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It's just disappeared!

At this point I feel like I'm going mad! She had the video in the car stroking a beach ball under her "dress" which was on her story. She gets to the party and it's gone on the video.

Did Kerching kick it again? Has it popped?

Where did it go?!
“Did Kerching kick it again” Nah you’ve just killed me off 🤣🤣🤣💀
 
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@e.l.lofthouse im no expert but I always use the same shade of foundation no matter what I never make myself that dark that it looks silly just mibi add some bronzer when uv tan on??
Use Annie’s method less is more and not Lauren’s Kat slater on a 3 night bender look and you’ll be fine 😂😂😂😂😂
See that's a good idea. I use that Charlotte Tilbury Hollywood filter instead of foundation so I could just try that and bronzer. Thank you for that ♥

Annie always looks bleeping FIT tbh. Lauryn just looks tit
 
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Both companies she’s a director made zero money for another year. There’s £100 on both accounts. Lauryn your whole life is funded by Kyle and Annie. All of it. Why is she birthing another child when she contributes absolutely duck all to the upbringing of the one she already has?

What’s she gonna do? Ask her idol Annie for some more pocket money? She’s an absolute joke. 32 years old and her whole existence is sponging off a family. It’s very clear getting pregnant by someone with money was her life goal. Miserable, jealous, spiteful bleep.
 
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For saying her company should be shut down due to having Lauryn promoting CHILDRENS hair products when she quite clearly uses children for a money making business 😩🤣🤣🤣🤣
Epic AND true!! Good work 👏👏
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Bit random but do we know if Dane Rashford is with anyone?? Saw on his stories he's got a gift package of baby bathing products but no sign of a baby mumma on his page..... we know he had a relationship with Lozza before, is there any chance he could be the baby daddy?? 🕵️‍♂️👀
 
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Epic AND true!! Good work 👏👏
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Bit random but do we know if Dane Rashford is with anyone?? Saw on his stories he's got a gift package of baby bathing products but no sign of a baby mumma on his page..... we know he had a relationship with Lozza before, is there any chance he could be the baby daddy?? 🕵️‍♂️👀
I’d be hard pushed to believe another footballer or someone related to football has gone there with her given the absolute spectacle she’s made of herself since the KW thing. There’s probably posters of her and her sisters up in sports club changing rooms all over the country saying “BEWARE! Gold Digger Alert.”
 
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I’d be hard pushed to believe another footballer or someone related to football has gone there with her given the absolute spectacle she’s made of herself since the KW thing. There’s probably posters of her and her sisters up in sports club changing rooms all over the country saying “BEWARE! Gold Digger Alert.”
Yeah you're probably right, think my imagination is just in overdrive today 😂😂
 
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Epic AND true!! Good work 👏👏
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Bit random but do we know if Dane Rashford is with anyone?? Saw on his stories he's got a gift package of baby bathing products but no sign of a baby mumma on his page..... we know he had a relationship with Lozza before, is there any chance he could be the baby daddy?? 🕵️‍♂️👀
But as I’ve said before we know those Rashford boys will do anything for charity….
 
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Nah she didn’t just reshare that again with another insinuation! Fully did not think she would clarify the context as per my post but duck me she’s a holy show! Someone send her help 🤦‍♀️

So she’s hoping for hair like the not so curly Kairo?
 
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She's such an attention seeker... Can't even enjoy her pregnancy without acting like an absolute bleep of a person. Nasty woman
 
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