Lauryn wouldn't know the truth if it smacked her right in the pan face that hard that she turned into an air fryer.bacterial vag involved herself in Kyle flashing himself, then Brighton bike said she’s glad the truths coming out
We read the truth lovie you’re a dirty bitch that’s all there is to know
I know she's insane. You'd genuinely think she is the scorned ex who is owed so much of this rat bag 🫣 she's definitely unwellIt’s the side chick giving main chick energy that pisses me off with loz
Why you so mad at the main chick aka wife
Know your place
This is exactly what I never ever understood the other week. Literally NOBODY mentioned her or brought her into anything. She randomly decided to bring herself into it (for what reason I’ll never know, aside from the whole Colleen nonsense) then got in her fucking feelings about it all and try’s to play the victimMake it make sense!!
Ps, her head still annoys the life out of me. Why is it so strange lookingit lives rent free in my head ffs
It's all about balanceAnnie inspired to me Google my nearest gym yesterday and then I rewarded myself with magic stars.
I get these vibes from her, just one bloody big blockhead and a complete jealous bitchThis is exactly what I never ever understood the other week. Literally NOBODY mentioned her or brought her into anything. She randomly decided to bring herself into it (for what reason I’ll never know, aside from the whole Colleen nonsense) then got in her fucking feelings about it all and try’s to play the victimMake it make sense!!
Ps, her head still annoys the life out of me. Why is it so strange lookingit lives rent free in my head ffs
Holy fuck BV is one hard faced cow isn’t she, matches her stone cold heart! She looks so unattractive on that cover with Annie and Colleen, I’d be keeping my mouth shut if I was her so I wouldn’t need to be pictured next to them again
Oooh la laFFS. I go on one date and... nothing.
Boring cunt.
Loads going on behind the scenes so I can't say too muchOooh la la
You might as well entertain us
How was it
So he's no getting a 2nd date thenLoads going on behind the scenes so I can't say too much
It was good but Mum life had me needing a kebab after two gins. The shame!
Like my toddler when he hears me opening a pack of biscuitsYou know when you try to lure rats with bait to get them to come out, with rodents like Lauryn and big Pete you jist need to lay out a few shiny pounds and they shall come a running, knickers round their ankles, as dirty as Carroooon Me Joolies carpets
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