FINDING OUT THE GENDER OF OUR BABY?!
12 minutes
Hooktube Link:
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=zm3OknMR3KE
This masterpiece from Sarah opens with her apologising for being a shite mum/ pimping out the kids lives/ manipulating gullible pre teens into thinking they are part of an online family. In fact Sarah apologises for just about everything she has been fairly criticised over and it a revelation. It sets the record straight and paves her way to gaining some element of respect from cynical viewers
Just kidding. Its her apologising for not posting more vlogs about the preganancy. Personally I think she should have jumped the shark and claimed that eating shite is actually healthy and she was thinking about taking up smoking as some bloke in a pub told her that foetus's love tobacco.
She says there hasn't been any changes omitting to mention that she nearly got cooked to a crisp went redder than a vibrator shaped aircraft front end and is so out of shape that she gets out of breath walking up a s light incline. Last but not least she makes no mention of the possible (see what I did there Jane) chance that Chris is sleeping in another bed.
She hopes that this one will make up for it
She is talking very pronouncedly very firm very clear. its like when you go for anew job and the person in charge emphasis the bullet points in the companys health and safety lecture.
She says she is 9 weeks and how is it going by so fast. Hmm well maybe going on endless trips blurs things a bit. Amazingly she thinks she was pregnant before 4 weeks. Well yes Sarah your actually pregnant at the moment of conception but of course she means she thought she was before 4 weeks had elapsed
She manages to get the I suffered really (x4) speech in about sickness when previously pregnaaaaaaaaaaaant. She is such a trouper so inspirational
She then says that the morning sickness hit her like a train a brick just before and during the Greece trip
She says she is trying to drink as much as possible (that's nothing to do with those Thursday nights out with "the girls" wink wink eh )
She says she is avoiding hot drinks
She says she suffers from sheer exhaustion at times I know how she feels I'm struggling to get through this self pitying shite she's spouting
I have waded through listening to this and its essentially just a monologue of her wittering on. She claims that the reason she wants to know the sex of the baaaabbby is so she can plan. This plan involves go on guess listen to the Abba track and look away from the screen
Its so she can essentially go SHOPPING and not be restricted to gender neutral white clothes etc
I must confess to actually watching this thinking it was the scan one.
In case you want to know how to do it I use a video downloader and then flick back to the video just downloaded
I will look at some of the other vlogs in time but just typing all this out while others more sensibly are asleep
Developments
She looks ok actually
We have no clue what sex the baby is
Her voice is very loud