Runforestrun
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An inspired thread title by the talented @Tamij
The threads are going a lot quicker now, we’ve got quite a few newbies on the threads.
Quick recap-
Glam/Grim/Jessie/Afsana suffered a fauxcarrige on the exact same day as Jessie J. She posted Jessie Js post with the tiniest of text saying ‘2 Jessie’s in one day’. Obviously everyone assumed this meant she had also suffered a miscarriage, which she neither confirmed nor denied, but hinted heavily at. The next day she posted a very sad, woe is me post to garner sympathy from the Huns. Then miraculously the next day she was back in primark exclaiming the price of a cheapy pair of boots! Who knew a major emotional and physical trauma could be wiped out with a trip to primark!
She reposted several Hun messages telling her she was the bravest, and most kind and inspirational boss lady. The Huns are idiots.
Grim managed to rally herself and advertised some goods she got off Beldray, but told her 20k followers that Addis had sent her the lovely wash basket that she opens with her foot ‘imagining it’s someone’s face’.
She bought a new dressing gown!
As the week wore on we were treated to another Oscar winning performance of ‘rage’ at Bossman who told her she MUST stay in the next day to take a delivery. Lo, the next day arrived and Tattle had already ruined her ‘surprise’ of a 2 year old Range Rover! We again got a glimpse of her acting chops. Move over Meryl Streep!
The 3rd bedroom in her 3 bedroom house, that she refers to as her ‘middle sons room’ STILL hasn’t been finished, this is despite the fact that her brother has made custom built wardrobes AND she’s been to buy wardrobes from IKEA!
I’m sure there’s plenty I’ve missed so feel free to add to the recap!
The threads are going a lot quicker now, we’ve got quite a few newbies on the threads.
Quick recap-
Glam/Grim/Jessie/Afsana suffered a fauxcarrige on the exact same day as Jessie J. She posted Jessie Js post with the tiniest of text saying ‘2 Jessie’s in one day’. Obviously everyone assumed this meant she had also suffered a miscarriage, which she neither confirmed nor denied, but hinted heavily at. The next day she posted a very sad, woe is me post to garner sympathy from the Huns. Then miraculously the next day she was back in primark exclaiming the price of a cheapy pair of boots! Who knew a major emotional and physical trauma could be wiped out with a trip to primark!
She reposted several Hun messages telling her she was the bravest, and most kind and inspirational boss lady. The Huns are idiots.
Grim managed to rally herself and advertised some goods she got off Beldray, but told her 20k followers that Addis had sent her the lovely wash basket that she opens with her foot ‘imagining it’s someone’s face’.
She bought a new dressing gown!
As the week wore on we were treated to another Oscar winning performance of ‘rage’ at Bossman who told her she MUST stay in the next day to take a delivery. Lo, the next day arrived and Tattle had already ruined her ‘surprise’ of a 2 year old Range Rover! We again got a glimpse of her acting chops. Move over Meryl Streep!
The 3rd bedroom in her 3 bedroom house, that she refers to as her ‘middle sons room’ STILL hasn’t been finished, this is despite the fact that her brother has made custom built wardrobes AND she’s been to buy wardrobes from IKEA!
I’m sure there’s plenty I’ve missed so feel free to add to the recap!
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