Glam Fairy Cleans #5 Chip pan hair that never gets washed, still tries to convince tattle she’s a lady boss

[RubyTuesday39]

She’s gonna be smug as anything when she comes back isn’t she, thinking she’s got one over on us. But do you know what Jessie, we’re pleased you’re actually doing something with your family. No we’re not jealous because you’re a braggy, foul mouthed, aggressive bitch who’s life is a total sham. So there

 

[RubyTuesday39]

"cute, cute, cute, cute" get a new word!!!

Can we just take a moment… it’s stunning

 

[Runforestrun]

She’s definitely not right is she? Stacey.is.not.your.friend!
what was that rant all about this morning then? She’s horrible about, and to, those kids. You only had to make 3 sandwiches, not a buffet for 50 ffs!

 

[Laurst]

The only reason I can think scrub daddy have sent from their Christmas collection is in the hope that she scrubs her hair and her house? She's hardly a role model for cleaning products is she? You never see her use them?

 

[OkTinkerbell]

I honestly think most of the Primark stuff, in fact most of ALL the stuff she buys, gets returned. She’ll keep the 49p plastic pump bottle and the chocolate but the rest definitely goes back for a refund.

We never see her wearing any of the clothes, most of the time she looks like she’s dressed from a jumble sale. Have we ever seen that iconic make up being used? Will we ever see the Hinch jumpsuit ever again? Nope, it’s all been returned so she can get her money back.

 

[Runforestrun]

Grim seems to have overcome all her anxieties and everything being a disaster! I’d say her hair looks better than usual
She gave Makdad such a dirty look!!!!!

WE FUCKING LOVE MAKDAD!

 

[pinkgin147]

Quickest PCR I’ve ever heard of. If only the rest of the world could be treated as well as a glam fairy!

 

[Babybail93]

Ommmggg no!! Thank Christ “HER” restaurants seem to be dark. Fake sunnies and fake clutch tho hunnayyy

And looking at her hips in that jump suit there is no way she is fitting in childrens clothes. Why lie? She isn’t big, but she ain’t small enough for fucking mothercare like she reckons!

 

[Babybail93]

18 comments and 329 likes on her latest grid post. After 19 hours embarrassing considering you have “20,000” followers Afsana

 

[Notatall]

Your child had been throwing up with what is more than likely a bug and you have your brother his wife and his children around?
But then they wouldn't know that would they as she's got the whole family blocked remember. Selfish beyond belief.

 

[Eeyore147]

Why the hell is she dancing around (obv no anxiety tonight ) with the Chef of the Year trophy . Stop being a tit and give it to the actual winner .

 

[Runforestrun]

Here we go, the massive haul of shite!

Please make it make sense…

She lives in a house that’s almost entirely full of old dead person decor, carpets and furniture, bar one bedroom, her own obvs. And she’s out there buying cushion covers for a loft room that hasn’t even been started yet???!!!! WTF? It’s taken months so far to decorate her sons room never mind a fucking loft conversion!

She’s buying age 13-14 dresses, age 14-15 tops and size M men’s tops??? How??? Why???

 

[Fanta lemon]

I hope I don't offend any fellow tattlers but I don't get leggings on boys? It's all she dresses Isa in. It's like his uniform - leggings and a dummy

 

[AC55]

Why on earth has tagged Louis Vuitton in her post with her fake hand bag? Does she really think anyone from the company is going to see that? The bag is quite probably a fake but I think she will believe it's genuine. She wouldn't tag the company hoping to be noticed holding a fake designer handbag masquerading as the real thing would she? She wouldn't possibly be that stupid would she?.......

 

[Foreverfalcons]

Oh and Jessie if you're going to use big words in an effort to sound intelligent, please make sure you use the correct words. You do NOT have a magnanimous haul to show us!! For some reason this has irritated me beyond belief!

 

[Runforestrun]

Who’s voice is that on her stories this morning???
It’s so different to her usual Hinch copy voice!
More money being spunked on the garden when the inside of her house is a shithole. Still haven’t finished her sons room then? That means he’s still sleeping in the living room the poor kid. Honestly, even if you’re doing it yourself it doesn’t take this long to paint a room and get carpet down! She’s at home (well she would be if she didn’t fuck off to the shops) everyday, why isn’t it finished???

 

[Flip&Flop]

If her and Stacey are such best bubs why would she not drop her a text or a WhatsApp with the cushion picture? It’s what I’d do for my friend, I wouldn’t tag them in an Instagram story. Do you not have her number Jessie, cause maybe you’re just another follower and not her actual bubs?

 

[RubyTuesday39]

Why does she tag Hinch and Solomon in everything. Pretty sure they won’t give a shit about your holiday.
I noticed she said her husband had been there before, that’s been mentioned on here hasn’t it. Hi Jessie/Afsana/grim fairy unclean

 

[AC55]

I know people's personal finances are none of my business but it intrigues me where she gets all the money she wastes! Does she get an actual wage from the restaurants? Or does she live off her husband's earnings? Either way she seems to have money to burn. The shops she goes to, Primark, Home Bargains and B and M are inexpensive but it all adds up to what must be an astonishing amount of money she's spending. I wouldn't be surprised if she hides her husband's bank and credit card statements so he has no clue what she is spending.

 

[Nigelsback]

If she sticks to her word today and not on the gram, I’ll not wash my hair for 2 weeks