Glam Fairy Cleans #5 Chip pan hair that never gets washed, still tries to convince tattle she’s a lady boss

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Cagayu

Have they had a Garry Barlow act yet?
 
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Runforestrun

Cagayu said:
Have they had a Garry Barlow act yet?
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No! I’ve only seen the Adele (horrific) once, ABBA once and George once. Shitney is on most closely followed by Freddie then Michael. All of them are shit. How they keep finding punters prepared to part with almost 30 quid each to have their dinner ruined by those screeching, out of tune no marks is beyond me
 
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Sambuj

She’s gonna get out her best neon leg warmers tomorrow night I reckon
 
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Sambuj

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Oh dear god!
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Although Titney is on in one of the others as well! Shitneal Jackson was on last night! It’s rather repetitive isn’t it! Reminds me of Benidorm where the acts just move round a circuit of bars
 
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Runforestrun

Sambuj said:
Although Titney is on in one of the others as well! Shitneal Jackson was on last night! It’s rather repetitive isn’t it! Reminds me of Benidorm where the acts just move round a circuit of bars
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Just saw Shiteal was on last night, had to be for Halloween with thriller
Elvis will make a pleasant change I’d say. Bet it’s a looky likely of the fat, sweaty elvis in his rhinestone jumpsuit!
 
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RubyTuesday39

So yesterday was good/stressful. Then she talked about what she was going to wear tonight, the jumpsuit etc. Suddenly she throws in “unless my anxiety gets the better of me”, just trying to copy Hinch and her Pride of Britain rant. We know she’ll claim anxiety stopped her wearing the jumpsuit when really she’s back to Tesco to get a refund on the £50 tat she bought yesterday

Meant to add in my previous post, how did she not know her middle boy was off for 2 weeks? That’s odd though, usually only private schools have different/longer holidays. I think there’s more to it, possibly COVID related. If that’s the case the school just needs to send everyone for a pcr test where Jessie went, they get the results in an hour
 
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Cheddar Chalpupa

My nieces are off for 2 weeks, the school lump all the inset days together.
 
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CrapEars

Ahh, the classic Solomon (and many others) trick of pretending to write the wrong thing so loads of people message them to point out the mistake and the engagement goes up.
we see what you’re up to Grim.
it bloody says Tuesday right there on your post!!
wait for the “oh I’m so daft I don’t know what day it is” post after the school run
 

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Mrsbunny12

In stitches

So shatvis is on next week. I’m a massive Elvis fan I might go
 
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Laurst

Bingo for you!
 
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AC55

Her attitude towards her son and infact all of her son's is diabolical! She is really not happy that her son is off school this week, which I do not believe she wasn't aware of! They seem to eat a lot of McDonald's too which given that she can actually cook surprises me.
 
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Runforestrun

Of course she knew. I don’t get what she thinks she’s gaining by lying about the smallest, inconsequential things? It’s really puzzling.
Notice she didn’t expand on what she’d been busy, busy, busy with as her son was in the car. No talk of work or going there tonight or anything.
so, given that her Mum lives 1-1.5 hours away I take it she will be leaving to pick her up very shortly, you know, to ‘babysit’
She must think we all came down in the last shower to believe her nonsense!
 
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StopRightThere

The way she said “i’m seeing my mum” with so much love, like she hasn’t seen her in weeks, but then changed it to “i’m picking her up” and then repeats saying “i’m picking her up” to confirm it with herself. She trips up on her own lies She does it so often and thinks people won’t realise.

So, she picks her mum up every day then does she? When does she drop her off back home?

Someone report her to social services because something doesn’t smell right. Her kids are definitely left all alone at home on the nights she goes to “work” and I do not believe for one second that she actually goes to work to work. She does her little skit in the car and then goes straight back into the house. It’s just on event nights she goes in to reap all the credit her husband and Makdad have worked hard for.

Does she not have any other words in her vocabulary apart from “larve that”? She’s so boring to watch.
 
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Mrsbunny12

She’s been so so busy….getting a refund on her hinch clothes and shopping for shit
 
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Homebird44

If she's leaving those boys home alone at night, then she deserves all the shit that comes her way. I used to babysit for my own sisters whilst my mum worked nights. I was 15, they were 13 and 8. It was hard work. She's a horrible person.
 
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